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Old 03-05-2007, 02:40 PM   #1
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"____" Looks Like...

I stole this from a MySpace bulletin...

Google the phrase "(Your name) looks like" and find the best one from the first page of results. Don't forget to put it in quotes, otherwise it won't work. And use your real first name. I'll start...

Terry looks like he wants the pretty liar for a snack.

Delicious!
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Old 03-05-2007, 02:47 PM   #2
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I like!

Edited - I originally only searched on the UK Google
(I had it up for work related reasons)

From the top, favourites:
Cherry looks like she should be fumigated and so should everyone that comes within 50 feet of her
Wow, Cherry looks like a giant supercat!
Flattened Cherry Looks like a tiny baby squash with small grooves on top
cherry looks like it was cut way too thin to be a good body wood
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Old 03-05-2007, 02:51 PM   #3
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(Hugh) Grant looks like a butch lesbian.

and then a bunch of similar ones: Grant looks like a monkey/chimpanzee

(it's funny that for some names google spits up other people playing the same thing)
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Old 03-05-2007, 02:53 PM   #4
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Little Matthew looks like an angel (and, from the hospital photo, like he has giant hands). 17b. Matthew looks like a total douche.

Matthew looks like he hates.....everyone

I think that Matthew looks like he would be really nice to meet in person.

In real life, though, Matthew looks like a cross between Jude Law and Errol Flynn.

Matthew looks like one of those football guys with a 3 month pregnant belly. I am sick of seeing Matthew half naked
How to choose, how to choose...
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Old 03-05-2007, 03:00 PM   #5
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The first hit has to be it.

. . . looks like a rather fetching cross between Jessica Simpson and Tori Spelling.
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Old 03-05-2007, 03:38 PM   #6
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Dan looks like "John Denver's gay kid brother."


I also like:
Dan looks like Dan.
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Old 03-05-2007, 04:06 PM   #7
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Claudette looks like she'll be in full-on bitch mode next week, as well.

True story.
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Old 03-05-2007, 04:18 PM   #8
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Shawnee looks like she could be Alicia Rhodes' American cousin. Her big tits, blonde hair and full lips are every bit as enticing as Alicia's and she is ...

Shawnee looks like a Siamese.

Shawnee Looks like something out of a Tim Burton film.

Shawnee looks like a charmed one!
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Old 03-05-2007, 04:22 PM   #9
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next week, as well
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Old 03-05-2007, 04:30 PM   #10
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Tony looks like some incredibly dumb emo band like My chemical romance or something.
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Old 03-05-2007, 05:14 PM   #11
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Shelby looks like she is saying "Oh yeah! this is the life! A little bit more, please!!

Although Shelby looks like a clam, appearances can be deceiving.

Shelby looks like such a sweetheart (Rottweiler/Pittbull/Shepherd)

Shelby looks like a ‘Transformer.’ Blech.

Shelby did what looks like a wonderful job of tuning the Mustang
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Old 03-05-2007, 05:18 PM   #12
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Jim looks like the Enzyte guy?

who the hell is the Enzyte guy?

What the hell is Enzyte?

oh, shit...it's the male performance enhancer! with those great commercials.....i love those commercials!
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Old 03-05-2007, 05:22 PM   #13
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Eva looks like a 50-year-old "professionally friendly" trannie on a big date.
Eva looks like a HOT MESS!!!
Eva looks like a goddess in her gown.

I'll take option 3, please.
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Old 03-05-2007, 05:24 PM   #14
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AW, I LIKE A HOT MESS
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Old 03-05-2007, 05:28 PM   #15
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Patrick looks like the real deal.
(Tera) Patrick looks like a porn star.
Patrick looks like a fruit cup.
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