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Old 09-27-2013, 02:24 PM   #91
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"Sooty?"
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Old 09-27-2013, 05:51 PM   #92
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one of the first iotd's ever

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Old 10-03-2013, 04:38 PM   #93
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Mary had a little lamb
It had a sooty foot
And into Mary's
Bread and jam
His sooty foot
He put
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Old 10-03-2013, 04:40 PM   #94
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That's Wonderwang!
Numberwang:



That's the stupidest thing I've laughed my ass off at in a long time.

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Old 10-15-2013, 04:42 PM   #95
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This just has to be real:

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Old 01-10-2014, 03:23 PM   #96
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Old 01-10-2014, 04:27 PM   #97
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Heheheheh. Yeah, that's funny.
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Old 01-10-2014, 04:32 PM   #98
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Here's one that made me laugh recently, whilst listening to a report about the House of Lords:

Susan Garden, Baroness Garden of Frognal - a British Liberal Democrat politician and member of the House of Lords.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_Garden

Usually referred to as Lady Garden.
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Old 01-10-2014, 04:38 PM   #99
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Mmmm...Lady Garden.
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Old 01-11-2014, 09:00 AM   #100
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Among totally make up names there's Hugh Jarse and Hugh G. Rection

then again irl noduff I had a client years ago called Michael Hunt, and i never Never called him Mike.
you can imagine asking to tannoy him round the building and a female receptionist announcing "has anyone seen Mike Hunt, ......
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Old 01-11-2014, 10:12 AM   #101
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I had a Wehne Wang in here the other day.
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Old 01-11-2014, 06:22 PM   #102
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"weenee"? Hell, that by itself is fairly funny.
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Old 01-11-2014, 06:24 PM   #103
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Among totally make up names there's Hugh Jarse and Hugh G. Rection...
Phil McGroyne, Phil McCracken, Phil M. Hupp, Iva Biggun...

I've used these and more...
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Old 01-11-2014, 06:43 PM   #104
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there was a lass in a town in the north east of the County of North Yorkshire called May Balls, no biggie until you find out her full name was May Ophelia Balls.

I tell you what, there's some raw work done at the font, that's for sure.
some parents should have been, if not drowned at birth, then certainly sterilised before they could mistreat their own kids.
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Old 01-11-2014, 06:54 PM   #105
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... and the two Scottish gays, Ben Doon and Phil McCavity.
And their Irish neighbours Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.

And not forgetting the Irish President of the USA, Barack O'Bama
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