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Old 10-21-2006, 07:10 AM   #76
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I have some trivia for you.

Did you know that guys love it when you cough while they're doing you? Apparently cause all your muscles tense up when you do it, it increases their pleasure.

My advice: Lay off the ecchineacia (sp?)
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Old 10-21-2006, 07:10 AM   #77
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have you ever been to the opera? i saw The Mikado years ago at the Syd Opera House. was so cool. i'm hanging to go to another one - but i want to see a more rock type one. operatic rock ya know
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Old 10-21-2006, 07:11 AM   #78
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why not just tense your muscles for them anyway? without the hacked up fleghm on their chest?
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Old 10-21-2006, 07:12 AM   #79
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well you can do that too...lol but there's nothing that compares to uncontrolled spasms apparently. lol That's what they tell me anyway...I wouldn't really know.

I'm a virgin.
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Old 10-21-2006, 07:13 AM   #80
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The clenching works, but the coughing is MORE effective apparently.
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Old 10-21-2006, 07:13 AM   #81
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*cough*bullshit*cough*
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Old 10-21-2006, 07:13 AM   #82
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haha sure. so am i.

bet your kids have got some questions to be answered then!
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Old 10-21-2006, 07:14 AM   #83
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An angel came to me and said...
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Old 10-21-2006, 07:14 AM   #84
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..whats the criteria for *born again* these days?
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Old 10-21-2006, 07:16 AM   #85
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Same as always...there is none. Just say, "I accept Jesus Christ as my saviour and God as the Father" and bob's your uncle.
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Old 10-21-2006, 07:16 AM   #86
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you get laid.
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Old 10-21-2006, 07:17 AM   #87
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Get it - laid. like an egg. born again.

oh god i kill myself i'm so funny
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Old 10-21-2006, 07:17 AM   #88
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you are a cheap drunk :p
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Old 10-21-2006, 07:17 AM   #89
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lol...how's that midori going down?
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Old 10-21-2006, 07:20 AM   #90
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its like a honey melon. i have no lemonade. only passiona. it tastes like shiat
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