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Old 04-17-2009, 02:34 PM   #1
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New Fucking Thread!

that's right. a new fucking thread. and my first thread too. i know you're impressed. admit it.
i didnt really have any reason to make a thread, but i just felt like it was time i did. sure, i could ask why we still talk about gravitons _and space-time curvature when one of those ideas must be superfluous, or i could ask why women talk about intelligence and consideration and 'sensitivity' when they know damned well they'll run screaming from any guy who puts on such an act, or i could ask why relativists think relativism itself is an exception from the rule that nothing can really be 'true', or any of a hundred other questions, but no --i'll ask nothing.
but since it's a new "fucking" thread perhaps someone will comment about fucking. or since it's a "new" fucking thread they'll comment about people they've recently started fucking, or new people they'd like to start fucking. or maybe since i'm a noob no one will comment at all. either way, hi fuckers : D
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Old 04-17-2009, 02:37 PM   #2
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Old 04-17-2009, 03:03 PM   #3
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or i could ask why women talk about intelligence and consideration and 'sensitivity' when they know damned well they'll run screaming from any guy who puts on such an act
*derisive snort*

Now, where's the fucking going to take place?
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Old 04-17-2009, 03:06 PM   #4
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this was actually a subtle social experiment. i figured IF anyone commented on the text, they'd probably comment on that part and maybe even call me sexist or something. <score>
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Old 04-17-2009, 03:07 PM   #5
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Yeah, I was so offended. Yawn.

What did you win? A new name?

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Old 04-17-2009, 03:08 PM   #6
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Oh I like this guy. This is an excellent debut thread: well done that man.
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Old 04-17-2009, 03:09 PM   #7
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I wouldn't mind some fucking.
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Old 04-17-2009, 03:13 PM   #8
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I'm wearing a viking helmet, rollerblades, purple speedos and a cape. you??
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Old 04-17-2009, 03:24 PM   #9
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hi fuckers : D
You're assuming we're doing some fucking.
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Old 04-17-2009, 03:33 PM   #10
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...or, in the event that there is some fucking needing to be done, we'd be the ones that'd get the call....cause we're the fuckers.
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Old 04-17-2009, 03:34 PM   #11
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Oh hell - just Fuck right off!















sorry wrong thread
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Old 04-17-2009, 03:36 PM   #12
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I'm wearing a viking helmet, rollerblades, purple speedos and a cape. you??
My usual Friday getup: a snorkel, tartan kilt and flippers.
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Old 04-17-2009, 03:46 PM   #13
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well holy shit. that was you?! what are the odds of running into someone on here you know from real life... damn
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Old 04-17-2009, 03:50 PM   #14
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mask, chest plate and cape. that is all.
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Old 04-17-2009, 04:14 PM   #15
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I love asparagus. Asparagus rocks! Please don't over-cook my asparagus....it irritates me.

Welcome Meursault! Love the new thread..........Now verse yourself on Camus before my gang of bibliophiles kicks your butt.

btw...anyone want to be in a gang?
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