Game app maker

crossflix · 08-05-2014, 11:56 AM

What is the best program to use for game app creation for ios that doesn't require any coding. I know next to nothing about creation?

Clodfobble · 08-05-2014, 12:38 PM

"I have this amazing idea for a movie. Could one of you write the script for me please?"

crossflix · 08-05-2014, 01:13 PM

I think I sense sarcasm...

lumberjim · 08-05-2014, 01:18 PM

I'm just waiting for you to answer your own question with a shill for whichever company you're spamming for this week. Does gamefly offer a game app creator? I bet that would be good.

Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but it seems like your posts are set ups for product placement ads on this forum.

when I'm reading too much into something, I use Foster Grant glasses!

crossflix · 08-05-2014, 01:21 PM

No spam or product placement intended. Just a consumer reaching out to other consumers for advice

lumberjim · 08-05-2014, 02:38 PM

ok then

i have no idea about creating apps.

welcome to the cellar. here's your quiz:

1. After you put the lime in the coconut, what do you do?

2. What is the unladen airspeed of an african swallow?

3. Who can you trust?

4. What is the first rule of fight club?

5. on your hot dog.... ketchup or mustard?

6. how many toes do you have on your right hand?

7. What question goes unasked and unanswered?

8. Is this real life?

9. If you walk into an empty mens room and there are 7 urinals, which do you choose?

10. if there is a man using the third from the left?

11. Why do most quizzes stop at ten questions?

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infinite monkey · 08-06-2014, 08:27 PM

Hope you don't mind, I'd like to answer these questions on the grounds I hope they incriminate me:

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

ok then

i have no idea about creating apps.

welcome to the cellar. here's your quiz:

1. After you put the lime in the coconut, what do you do?
I think you shake it all around or something. Maybe I'm thinking of the hokey-pokey.

2. What is the unladen airspeed of an african swallow?
12?

3. Who can you trust?
Hardly anyone ever

4. What is the first rule of fight club?
The first rule of fight club is I need to watch fight club because I've been remiss.

5. on your hot dog.... ketchup or mustard?
mustard

6. how many toes do you have on your right hand?
Used to have 3, but I had to cut one off with a butterknife due to gangrene.

7. What question goes unasked and unanswered?
If you don't unask will anyone unanswer?

8. Is this real life?
This is just fantasy

9. If you walk into an empty mens room and there are 7 urinals, which do you choose?
The door out so I can find the ladies' room

10. if there is a man using the third from the left?
Strangely enough, yes there is.

11. Why do most quizzes stop at ten questions?
Because most people aren't as clever as the Lum Berjim

lumberjim · 08-06-2014, 08:42 PM

Very nice. At least it was not wasted again. And you got 105 points for mustard, but I had to deduct 200 for not ever seeing fight club. Final score was 42 out of a possible 50. Extra credit for complimenting the author makes that 50/50.

Perfect score. You've been promoted to Queen of all she surveys.

infinite monkey · 08-06-2014, 08:47 PM

SCORE!

lmao...you're like my best friend tonight.

Fight Club: I know right? I'm supposed to be a movie buff. I saw it on an internet list as one of those movies you need to watch more than once and I wondered what in the hell is wrong with me.

It's on my list.

infinite monkey · 08-06-2014, 08:57 PM

See, now glatt's doing it. He's listed in 'who's online' as viewing this thread and he's not in this thread. He's also using fapatalk.

I don't mean to be stalky, I'm just inquisitive and observant and I'm drawn that way.

OK, I'm leaving the internet for the evening. Maybe.

glatt · 08-06-2014, 09:09 PM

I was in this thread about half an hour ago. Must be a delay.

Gravdigr · 08-07-2014, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

6. how many toes do you have on your right hand?

None. BUT. I briefly worked with a guy about a hundred years ago who had one of his big toes relocated to his right hand. Another guy in the same factory had two thumbs on one hand, for a total of three thumbs.

True Story.™

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

9. If you walk into an empty mens room and there are 7 urinals, which do you choose?

Last one on the right.

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BigV · 08-07-2014, 12:48 PM

Because you can't go left? [/Seinfeld]

glatt · 08-07-2014, 01:52 PM

The one on the left is the short one. You don't want that unless it's the only option. You have to pay too much attention to aiming with that one.

08-05-2014, 11:56 AM	#1
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08-05-2014, 01:18 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I'm just waiting for you to answer your own question with a shill for whichever company you're spamming for this week. Does gamefly offer a game app creator? I bet that would be good. Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but it seems like your posts are set ups for product placement ads on this forum. when I'm reading too much into something, I use Foster Grant glasses! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-05-2014, 01:21 PM	#5
crossflix Profitable Prophet Join Date: May 2014 Posts: 30	No spam or product placement intended. Just a consumer reaching out to other consumers for advice __________________ "Don't give up 5 minutes before the miracle" - Chinese Proverb Check out my video movie reviews

08-05-2014, 02:38 PM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	ok then i have no idea about creating apps. welcome to the cellar. here's your quiz: 1. After you put the lime in the coconut, what do you do? 2. What is the unladen airspeed of an african swallow? 3. Who can you trust? 4. What is the first rule of fight club? 5. on your hot dog.... ketchup or mustard? 6. how many toes do you have on your right hand? 7. What question goes unasked and unanswered? 8. Is this real life? 9. If you walk into an empty mens room and there are 7 urinals, which do you choose? 10. if there is a man using the third from the left? 11. Why do most quizzes stop at ten questions? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-06-2014, 08:42 PM	#9
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Very nice. At least it was not wasted again. And you got 105 points for mustard, but I had to deduct 200 for not ever seeing fight club. Final score was 42 out of a possible 50. Extra credit for complimenting the author makes that 50/50. Perfect score. You've been promoted to Queen of all she surveys. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-06-2014, 08:47 PM	#10
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	SCORE! lmao...you're like my best friend tonight. Fight Club: I know right? I'm supposed to be a movie buff. I saw it on an internet list as one of those movies you need to watch more than once and I wondered what in the hell is wrong with me. It's on my list.

08-06-2014, 08:57 PM	#11
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	See, now glatt's doing it. He's listed in 'who's online' as viewing this thread and he's not in this thread. He's also using fapatalk. I don't mean to be stalky, I'm just inquisitive and observant and I'm drawn that way. OK, I'm leaving the internet for the evening. Maybe.

08-06-2014, 09:09 PM	#12
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I was in this thread about half an hour ago. Must be a delay.

08-07-2014, 12:48 PM	#14
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Because you can't go left? [/Seinfeld] __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-07-2014, 01:52 PM	#15
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	The one on the left is the short one. You don't want that unless it's the only option. You have to pay too much attention to aiming with that one.

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