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Old 08-03-2010, 10:58 PM   #1
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August 4, 2010: Two-legged lamb


Not really Friday material, and not really grisly either, this item from the UK Metro:

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Tender-hearted sheep farmer Cui Jinxiu has saved this extraordinary lamb from the chop after he was born with just two legs.

'He may only have two legs but he gets around very quickly and is pretty steady on his feet. He follows me everywhere and I haven't got the heart to slaughter him.

'After all, half my profit is missing anyway,' she laughed.
OK, so the obvious joke is out of the way already.

Oh, and, obviously this item is from Eastern China?

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Old 08-03-2010, 11:04 PM   #2
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He's my pet and I shall call him Skippy.
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Old 08-03-2010, 11:06 PM   #3
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Actually the farmer should build/create something to help him balance, he'd get very exhausted skipping around on his front legs all day.
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Old 08-04-2010, 08:47 AM   #4
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He's my pet and I shall call him Skippy.
Or Eileen. Or Tippy.
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Old 08-06-2010, 02:58 PM   #5
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He's my pet and I shall call him Skippy.
He's my pet and I shall call him Lambchopped.
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Old 08-03-2010, 11:55 PM   #6
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Hmmm...looks like an emu in sheep's clothing to me.
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Old 08-03-2010, 11:57 PM   #7
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Sheep in drag maybe
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Old 08-03-2010, 11:58 PM   #8
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Wouldn't need the Wellies.
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Wouldn't need the Wellies.
Yeah, but, ya got nothing to hold onto.
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Old 08-04-2010, 03:33 AM   #10
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Actually, he was born without front legs, and his head grew out of his ass.
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Old 08-04-2010, 04:19 PM   #11
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Actually, he was born without front legs, and his head grew out of his ass.
So he's a Democrat...
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So he's a Democrat...
Well at least with Democrats, the head is coming OUT of our asses.

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Old 08-05-2010, 05:10 AM   #13
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Well at least with Democrats, the head is coming OUT of our asses.
Shel, with you, we never know which way your head or your ass is gonna go...
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Shel, with you, we never know which way your head or your ass is gonna go...
One usually follows the other. hehehe
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Old 08-04-2010, 05:06 AM   #15
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Oh, and, obviously this item is from Eastern China?
And, next door to a toy factory.
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