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Lamplighter · 10-28-2011, 08:27 AM

The parents couldn't be bothered changing their own name.

Didn't Britain had a Prime Minister named Heath ?

infinite monkey · 10-28-2011, 08:37 AM

Better Attention Whoring through Offspring.

maybe pensive pam should have children

Lamplighter · 10-28-2011, 08:35 PM

I had trouble with this article's headline...
O.C. woman Tweets NASA weather satellite launch

You need to know the source: The Orange County Register !

classicman · 10-28-2011, 09:05 PM

CDC official accused of child molestation, bestiality

Quote:

An official with the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has been arrested and charged with two counts of child molestation and one count of bestiality, police said.

Police arrested Dr. Kimberly Quinlan Lindsey, 44, in DeKalb County, Georgia, on Sunday.

Authorities also charged Lindsey's live-in boyfriend, Thomas Joseph Westerman, 42, with two counts of child molestation.

The two are accused of "immoral and indecent" sexual acts involving a 6-year-old, according to information from DeKalb County Magistrate Court and an arrest warrant.

The bestiality charge says Lindsey "did unlawfully perform or submit to any sexual act with an animal."

The alleged incidents took place between January 1, 2010, and August 22, 2011.

Westerman is out of jail on bail; Lindsey remains in jail with bail set at $20,000, said Lt. Pam Kunz of the DeKalb County Police Department.

CNN

Lamplighter · 10-29-2011, 11:17 PM

Quote:

An officer was bitten by a police dog while chasing burglary suspects
on foot near a Portland high school Saturday, police said.

“During the chase, and likely due to the dense fog, the police dog bit one of the officers,”
Simpson said. “The suspects were not located.”

Oh sure, blame it on the fog...It's always the fog's fault

infinite monkey · 10-29-2011, 11:27 PM

lmao!

When I watched The Fog (Oh, I'm sorry...John Carpenter's The Fog, what is up with that?) with a friend a few years ago we were laughing our ass off at a scene in the boat. I actually found that scene, but remade with the words but cartoon people? Anyway, you reminded me of that.

There's no fog bank out there. There's a fog bank out there!

Maybe you had to be there.

Lamplighter · 10-30-2011, 12:02 AM

HungLikeJesus · 11-07-2011, 06:37 PM

Oops! Cleaner Scrubs Away $1.1M Artwork
A cleaning woman at a German art museum mistook a $1.1 million sculpture for a mess, and made a bigger mess of things when she scrubbed most of it away.The cleaner went to work on the Martin Kippenberger installation titled “When It Starts Dripping From the Ceiling," a patina intended to look like a dried rain puddle, The Associated Press reported.The overzealous cleaning woman mistook it for a stain, and scrubbed most of it away.
Cleaning crews had been ordered to stay 8 inches away from the piece, but it is not known if the woman had received those directives.A spokesperson for the museum said it is impossible to return the artwork to its original state following the damage. The work had been on loan to the museum from a private collector.Kippenberger was a German artist who died in 1997.

DanaC · 11-07-2011, 06:44 PM

Owwww. Owww, oww, ow.

How shit would you feel? If you were that poor bloody cleaning woman?

HungLikeJesus · 11-07-2011, 06:49 PM

Maybe she'll become an art critic.

Clodfobble · 11-07-2011, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

How shit would you feel? If you were that poor bloody cleaning woman?

I bet she doesn't feel bad at all. I bet she's bitter that she spent so much time on it just to get yelled at, and I bet she's even more bitter about the fact that some douchebag can pay 1.1 million dollars for a stupid stain while she can barely afford to feed her family.

Flint · 11-07-2011, 11:10 PM

Can we seriously elect Clodfobble's brain for president, or what?

GunMaster357 · 11-08-2011, 04:47 AM

Whatever it is, a work of art should be recognized as such by anyone. If it is not seen as a work of art then it is not a work of art.

I have seen quite a few works that I would not call art but it was obvious an artist (at least, he calls himself that) put them together. From the pictures shown, I might have been curious but I'm not sure I would have seen it as art.

DanaC · 11-08-2011, 05:06 AM

I think it's art. It is a created illusion. What it's trying to say, I do not know.

@ Clod: good point, but I didn't mean so much in terms of feeling guilty at destroying art, as at finding yourself in the middle of a storm and and apparently responsible for the destruction of a million dollar's worth of anything.

Trilby · 11-08-2011, 05:19 AM

Let's giver her a medal.

11-07-2011, 06:37 PM	#1583
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Art so good it can't be distinguished from a stain on the floor Oops! Cleaner Scrubs Away $1.1M Artwork A cleaning woman at a German art museum mistook a $1.1 million sculpture for a mess, and made a bigger mess of things when she scrubbed most of it away.The cleaner went to work on the Martin Kippenberger installation titled “When It Starts Dripping From the Ceiling," a patina intended to look like a dried rain puddle, The Associated Press reported.The overzealous cleaning woman mistook it for a stain, and scrubbed most of it away. Cleaning crews had been ordered to stay 8 inches away from the piece, but it is not known if the woman had received those directives.A spokesperson for the museum said it is impossible to return the artwork to its original state following the damage. The work had been on loan to the museum from a private collector.Kippenberger was a German artist who died in 1997. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

11-07-2011, 06:49 PM	#1585
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Maybe she'll become an art critic. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

11-07-2011, 11:10 PM	#1587
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Can we seriously elect Clodfobble's brain for president, or what? __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

11-08-2011, 04:47 AM	#1588
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	Whatever it is, a work of art should be recognized as such by anyone. If it is not seen as a work of art then it is not a work of art. I have seen quite a few works that I would not call art but it was obvious an artist (at least, he calls himself that) put them together. From the pictures shown, I might have been curious but I'm not sure I would have seen it as art. __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

11-08-2011, 05:19 AM	#1590
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Let's giver her a medal. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-28-2011, 08:27 AM	#1576
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	The parents couldn't be bothered changing their own name. Didn't Britain had a Prime Minister named Heath ?

10-28-2011, 08:37 AM	#1577
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Better Attention Whoring through Offspring. maybe pensive pam should have children

10-28-2011, 08:35 PM	#1578
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	I had trouble with this article's headline... O.C. woman Tweets NASA weather satellite launch You need to know the source: The Orange County Register !

10-29-2011, 11:27 PM	#1581
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	lmao! When I watched The Fog (Oh, I'm sorry...John Carpenter's The Fog, what is up with that?) with a friend a few years ago we were laughing our ass off at a scene in the boat. I actually found that scene, but remade with the words but cartoon people? Anyway, you reminded me of that. There's no fog bank out there. There's a fog bank out there! Maybe you had to be there.

10-30-2011, 12:02 AM	#1582
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402

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