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Old 03-20-2009, 12:13 PM   #16
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What NASA doesn't want us to know is that, due to budget cuts, the bat is now the space shuttle's new RADAR system.
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Old 03-20-2009, 11:24 PM   #17
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Yeah. Klinger was telling me about that. Said he just couldn't stand the heat.
Now they gotta figure out who gets his stimulus check. The bat's. Klinger doesn't get one.
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Old 03-21-2009, 01:52 AM   #18
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Old 03-21-2009, 03:05 AM   #19
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This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I’m stepping through the door
And I’m floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars.. THERE'S A FRIKKEN BAT HERE!!!

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Old 03-21-2009, 08:50 AM   #20
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Gizmodo wrote; Bereft of his ability to fly and with nowhere to go, a courageous bat climbed aboard our Discovery with stars in his weak little eyes. The launch commenced, and Spacebat trembled as his frail mammalian body was gently pushed skyward. For the last time, he felt the primal joy of flight; for the first, the indescribable feeling of ascending toward his dream—a place far away from piercing screeches and crowded caves, stretching forever into fathomless blackness.
Whether he was consumed in the exhaust flames or frozen solid in the stratosphere is of no concern. We know that Spacebat died, but his dream will live on in all of us.
Broke my heart!
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Old 03-21-2009, 12:05 PM   #21
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Well, Florida IS close to Cuba. Maybe the bat escaped from Guanotanamo Bay.
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Old 03-21-2009, 01:36 PM   #22
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Guanotanamo?
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Old 03-21-2009, 08:58 PM   #23
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Guano, batshit????????
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Old 03-21-2009, 09:23 PM   #24
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Guano, batshit????????

Yup. It's used for fertilizer. It's actually a billion dollar business.
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Old 03-22-2009, 08:49 AM   #25
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Old 03-22-2009, 08:59 PM   #26
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Well, Florida IS close to Cuba. Maybe the bat escaped from Guanotanamo Bay.
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