It's lonely at the intellectual bottom... - Page 3

Undertoad · 09-28-2011, 06:48 PM

The notes have letters???

sexobon · 09-28-2011, 07:41 PM

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ZenGum · 09-28-2011, 08:26 PM

UT wins. Dteen indeed.

infinite monkey · 09-29-2011, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by sexobon

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You are clever.

limey · 09-29-2011, 10:53 AM

My head hurts

monster · 09-29-2011, 12:13 PM

Are there intellectual bottom feeders?

Sundae · 09-29-2011, 01:09 PM

Arse-lickers?

Undertoad · 09-29-2011, 01:23 PM

YouTube commenters.

DanaC · 09-29-2011, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae

Arse-lickers?

Bless you

Sundae · 09-29-2011, 01:39 PM

At least you didn't bless my heart...

When asked if British people had better manners, Steven Petrow [author of Complete Gay and Lesbian Manners] said:

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Anything you say always sounds so much better because of your accents!” he laughs.
“I think you can get away with just about anything in my book. In a way you’re like Southerners in the U.S., many of whom have a melodious tongue and are as sweet as pie to your face. But don’t turn your back – and pray that no one ever says to you, “Bless your heart.” That’s really a pox on your house!

infinite monkey · 09-29-2011, 02:04 PM

Who sez it's a pox on a house?

How in the world could that be a pox on a house?

Trilby · 09-29-2011, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Who sez it's a pox on a house?

How in the world could that be a pox on a house?

I've heard that, IM. If someone says "bless your heart," or "bless her/his heart", they really mean that person is a no-good idiot. ESP. if said in the south. It's like "she's no better than she should be," like that.

infinite monkey · 09-29-2011, 02:12 PM

OH fuck it.

It's like not being able to tell someone to have a nice day. Just because some crabby bastard decided it was a bad thing doesn't make it so.

Have a blessing fucked bullshit made up crap day.

infinite monkey · 09-29-2011, 02:14 PM

I just recently said to bless someone's heart.

Some rat bastard made it bad without my knowing.

I meant it with caring and concern.

From now on, if anyone says "Here, have some Cotton Candy" it means they want to strangle you while buttfucking you in the mouth while you stand on hot coals. K?

Trilby · 09-29-2011, 02:17 PM

No, no...it can absolutely be said with warmth and caring and concern. It's just the WAY you say it that makes it a curse. you know. Some woman pisses me off in the grocery line or whatever and all my serenity is gone and I look at her with daggers and dripping ice say Well, bless your heart. YOU KNOW!

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09-28-2011, 07:41 PM	#32
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	12 + B = 16 ........................B3 T1W4E1L1V4E1

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ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	UT wins. Dteen indeed. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-29-2011, 10:53 AM	#35
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	My head hurts __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

09-29-2011, 12:13 PM	#36
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Are there intellectual bottom feeders? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-28-2011, 06:48 PM	#31
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	The notes have letters???

09-29-2011, 01:09 PM	#37
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Arse-lickers? __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-29-2011, 01:23 PM	#38
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	YouTube commenters.

09-29-2011, 02:04 PM	#41
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Who sez it's a pox on a house? How in the world could that be a pox on a house?

09-29-2011, 02:12 PM	#43
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	OH fuck it. It's like not being able to tell someone to have a nice day. Just because some crabby bastard decided it was a bad thing doesn't make it so. Have a blessing fucked bullshit made up crap day.

09-29-2011, 02:14 PM	#44
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I just recently said to bless someone's heart. Some rat bastard made it bad without my knowing. I meant it with caring and concern. From now on, if anyone says "Here, have some Cotton Candy" it means they want to strangle you while buttfucking you in the mouth while you stand on hot coals. K?

09-29-2011, 02:17 PM	#45
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	No, no...it can absolutely be said with warmth and caring and concern. It's just the WAY you say it that makes it a curse. you know. Some woman pisses me off in the grocery line or whatever and all my serenity is gone and I look at her with daggers and dripping ice say Well, bless your heart. YOU KNOW! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

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