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Old 06-20-2005, 12:44 PM   #241
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you say that like it's a bad thing ...
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Old 06-20-2005, 11:40 PM   #242
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we did it SEVEN times one night!
bri, i thought that was a normal night of sex, until we had the child and i complained about what i considered to be "no sex". after a few discussions and some checking around, it turns out that 4-7 times 4 or 5 nights a week isn't normal. who knew?
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Old 06-22-2005, 07:13 AM   #243
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wow, I found this a very interesting thread (which yes i read it all). I actually came accross this forum while looking up Magritte's painting (Lovers II), and being the angst teen i am, checked out the sex topic (bah, so kill me hehe) I do realise this is a forum for adults, and indeed I am not one yet (I'm 17) but if u really wanna get rid of me, just delete this post, and I'll get the message and be on my way.

but since this is the sex topic...I currently have a boyfriend who i've been with for 6 months, we've had sex many times, sometimes we like to go nice and slow, other times we just want a "Quick fuck". I guess reading this made me realise things doesn't really change as you get older, if anything it seems to get better *sly grin*

I've had sex many a places, but something i've read no one has addressed yet is the idea of sex in public places, has anyone done it, and has anyone got walked in on or something similar?
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Old 06-22-2005, 07:43 AM   #244
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I think seeing honest talk about sex is worthwhile for a young 'un, because you all get a ton of dishonest talk about sex. I prefer to think of the good aspects of it because they are a beautiful part of a fulfilling life.

Plus the easiest approach for parents is to just take the same approach as they do with drugs or other things with negative consequences: "its bad, don't do it, conversation over."
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Old 06-22-2005, 09:33 AM   #245
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That is very sweet and inspired, UT. Now, let's answer the youngsters question!

I've done it in public places (most recent was at the Heinz museum, Pittsburgh) and 80% of the fun is the danger and the idea that you may get caught. However, there is a big difference between thinking you may get caught and actually getting caught. A doc I used to work with got busted getting a blow job from a nurse in one of the hospital stairwells. They both got into a lot of trouble, not to mention the complete embarrassment. Have fun, but be careful. A lot of fantasies should remain just that.
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Old 06-22-2005, 09:34 AM   #246
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This is the NC17 version of this thread, albeit the more humorous aspects thereof.

http://bb4.voyeurweb.com/messages/35...tml?1119216117
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Old 06-22-2005, 11:08 AM   #247
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-back of an AWACs plane somewhere over southern Iraq.
-front seat of vehicle in roadside rest area, broad daylight (multiple events)
-park bench while watching sand volleyball
-bleachers while watching the diamondbacks
-in driveway of our own house (sometimes you just can't wait, you know)
-bathroom floor during someone's pool party
-on lounge chair beside swimming pool
-on pool table of bar i was working at
-over hood of car in parking lot
-model home bedroom - didn't know they had cameras at the time
-ladies room at TGI Fridays
-underpass of interstate
-beach - sand sucks
-couch at a strip club (girlfriend, not a random dancer)
-back room of a Radio Shack while her employees were busy with customers
-balcony of room from Caesar's Palace
-Ditto hotel in San Diego
-Ditto balcony of cabin from cruise ship
-levels 1,2,3 of parking garage in downtown phoenix


i think that is about it.
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Old 06-22-2005, 02:13 PM   #248
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-too many moving vehicles to list (including getting caught by a flagger in a construction site)
-the elevator at work (x2)
-the stairwell at the parking garage at the airport (didn't see the camera until 1/2way through)
-on an open hillside overlooking Estes Park (busted by people who pulled over to look at mountain goats)
-trailhead of Green Ridge. She in the back seat, I standing outside the door. Busted by campers who drove up and I didn't notice for who knows how long (stoned at the time)
-the library
-the back room of a hotel bar in Polson MT. Not caught per se, but plenty of interesting looks when we came out to the front.

Mine are boring. And I almost always get caught. More strangers have seen my bare ass than people I know have
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Old 06-22-2005, 02:43 PM   #249
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More strangers have seen my bare ass
strange, they say the same thing about George Michael.
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Old 06-22-2005, 04:02 PM   #250
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lessee here... ummm

open field at a park in Havertown
glass elevator at hotel in Mexico City (busted SO many times)
elevator in parking garage in Phila (knew all about the camera and didn't care)
driving down the Sure-Kill (busted by a busload of hippies)
driving the PA Turnpike (tolltakers know me on sight now)
front porch (spying neighbor got an eyeful THAT time)
beach in Fla (sand DOES suck)
hotel indoor pool near DC (new rule: swimsuits are MANDATORY)
hood of cop car in parking lot (day after the pool episode, left evidence for cops to find)

That's all I remember about the public stuff. The rest I will deny.

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Old 06-22-2005, 04:19 PM   #251
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I would say I'm about an 8 on the scale.

I've had more women than my husband has.

And that's all I'm gonna say about that.
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Old 06-22-2005, 05:16 PM   #252
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oh dear.. public places?

-the desert counter at work (when I was 20, and yes we were closed)
-atop wells overlook
-the bathroom in the 'gren room at the bottleneck (local music venue)
-in a car.. once being 6'5 kinda makes that logistically difficult (and blow jobs don't count or going down on her.. well... maybe it does)
-the fire escape outside my window
-all of the schools I went to here in town, although not at the time I was attending them
-the back deck of the replay (another bar)
- three of the churches in town
-ontop of an airconditioner at the old bus stop
-on the train tracks
- a few parks
- on a boat at one of the lakes around here
-the beach (yes! bring a towel.. sand does suck)
-a few of the walkins in resturaunts I have worked in (and as with the dessert counter being verycareful NOT to contaminate the foodstuffs)
-geez.. there are more but I get the feeling you think I'm a whore...
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Old 06-22-2005, 06:20 PM   #253
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UT and I had some fun on the drive home from Atlantic City the other weekend. Although 1 week after the experience the head gasket blew in my motor. Coincidence??? Hmmmmmmmmm....

BTW - I am looking forward to the smartass comments - so have at it
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Old 06-22-2005, 06:49 PM   #254
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The truck has lots more headroom.

And a bed.
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Old 06-22-2005, 07:18 PM   #255
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stick shift or automatic?
maybe you need a lube job?
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