October 21, 2006: Guy finally washes hair after 26 years

Undertoad · 10-21-2006, 09:54 AM

Neatorama notices this at Weird Asia News. (Unsurprising they have a website called that?)

Meet 80-year-old Mr. Luo of Chong Qing city. He hadn't washed his hair in 26 years when he decided he needed a fresh look (and, I'm guessing, a fresh smell) for an upcoming animal sports event. (They don't say anything more about this event, which surely would be IotD fodder...)

All the townspeople lined up to give him a hand. After many failed attempts using regular shampoo, they spent a total of 5 hours and 3 packs of laundry detergent to wash him clean.

Phase · 10-21-2006, 10:06 AM

That's disturbing..

Spexxvet · 10-21-2006, 11:04 AM

Look how filthy the water is. Should have stuck him in a washing machine.

Ibby · 10-21-2006, 11:16 AM

Jus' slice it all off, it'd be quicker and easier... and I'm sure theres less hair than dirt up there anyway.

KinkyVixen · 10-21-2006, 11:19 AM

holy fuck, how does he not step on his beard? If it were me (which would be really scary in the first place seeing as how I'm a chick) I know i'd step on it and pull myself into a face plant.

Torrere · 10-21-2006, 11:57 AM

Is this conclusive evidence that washing hair causes hair loss?

Elspode · 10-21-2006, 12:14 PM

I'm less disturbed by the amount of filth than I am at the prospect of someone having to comb all that shit out. Looks like a rat's nest on steroids.

Saknussem · 10-21-2006, 12:17 PM

WTF?
Again with the crazy shit in Asia!!!!

Next thing you know, we will be seeing pics of Filthy Thai Mustache Wrestling Champions hitting each others giant red logs with bricks swung from wires attached to their testicles by jumper cable clamps.

footfootfoot · 10-21-2006, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Saknussem

WTF?
Again with the crazy shit in Asia!!!!

Next thing you know, we will be seeing pics of Filthy Thai Mustache Wrestling Champions hitting each others giant red logs with bricks swung from wires attached to their testicles by jumper cable clamps.

That was IOTD in 2002.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-21-2006, 09:07 PM

Looks like his Grandbaby doesn't recognize him without the dirt....or smell.

"Upcoming animal sports event"..... Isn't that where all those animal fighting pictures come from?

footfootfoot · 10-21-2006, 09:21 PM

"Upcoming animal sports event"

Maybe it involved dogs and he didn't want to be mistaken for roadkill and be having the dogs trying to roll around in/on him.

Trilby · 10-22-2006, 08:50 AM

I wonder what kind of wildlife his hair and beard supported.

Jatt · 10-22-2006, 02:23 PM

Probably several birds, a squirrel or two, maybe even a small family of raccoons (do they have raccoons in Asia)? All I know is I wouldn't want to be the one having to wash that nasty mess...

wolf · 10-22-2006, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

I wonder what kind of wildlife his hair and beard supported.

Don't worry. Lice, fleas, and scabies hang on even after a good washing. Laundry detergent doesn't usually contain lindane.

KinkyVixen · 10-22-2006, 09:43 PM

What's lindane? Something that kills the lice, fleas, and scabies?

10-21-2006, 09:54 AM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	October 21, 2006: Guy finally washes hair after 26 years Neatorama notices this at Weird Asia News. (Unsurprising they have a website called that?) Meet 80-year-old Mr. Luo of Chong Qing city. He hadn't washed his hair in 26 years when he decided he needed a fresh look (and, I'm guessing, a fresh smell) for an upcoming animal sports event. (They don't say anything more about this event, which surely would be IotD fodder...) All the townspeople lined up to give him a hand. After many failed attempts using regular shampoo, they spent a total of 5 hours and 3 packs of laundry detergent to wash him clean.

10-21-2006, 10:06 AM	#2
Phase Resident Denizen Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Tennessee, USA Posts: 63	That's disturbing.. __________________ To obtain peace and quiet get a Phoneless Cord.

10-21-2006, 11:04 AM	#3
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Look how filthy the water is. Should have stuck him in a washing machine. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

10-21-2006, 11:16 AM	#4
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	Jus' slice it all off, it'd be quicker and easier... and I'm sure theres less hair than dirt up there anyway. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

10-21-2006, 11:19 AM	#5
KinkyVixen Marching In! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Wichita, KS Posts: 580	holy fuck, how does he not step on his beard? If it were me (which would be really scary in the first place seeing as how I'm a chick) I know i'd step on it and pull myself into a face plant. __________________ "Smile before bed.You'll sleep better."

10-21-2006, 11:57 AM	#6
Torrere a real smartass Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Kirkland, WA Posts: 1,121	Is this conclusive evidence that washing hair causes hair loss?

10-21-2006, 12:14 PM	#7
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I'm less disturbed by the amount of filth than I am at the prospect of someone having to comb all that shit out. Looks like a rat's nest on steroids. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-21-2006, 12:17 PM	#8
Saknussem Coronation Incarnate Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 93	WTF? WTF? Again with the crazy shit in Asia!!!! Next thing you know, we will be seeing pics of Filthy Thai Mustache Wrestling Champions hitting each others giant red logs with bricks swung from wires attached to their testicles by jumper cable clamps.

10-21-2006, 09:07 PM	#10
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Looks like his Grandbaby doesn't recognize him without the dirt....or smell. "Upcoming animal sports event"..... Isn't that where all those animal fighting pictures come from? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 10-21-2006 at 09:10 PM.

10-21-2006, 09:21 PM	#11
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	"Upcoming animal sports event" Maybe it involved dogs and he didn't want to be mistaken for roadkill and be having the dogs trying to roll around in/on him. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-22-2006, 08:50 AM	#12
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I wonder what kind of wildlife his hair and beard supported.

10-22-2006, 02:23 PM	#13
Jatt Non-Newbie Sort Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 6	Probably several birds, a squirrel or two, maybe even a small family of raccoons (do they have raccoons in Asia)? All I know is I wouldn't want to be the one having to wash that nasty mess...

10-22-2006, 09:43 PM	#15
KinkyVixen Marching In! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Wichita, KS Posts: 580	What's lindane? Something that kills the lice, fleas, and scabies? __________________ "Smile before bed.You'll sleep better."

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