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Old 10-03-2011, 06:13 PM   #2416
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ooooh excellent!
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Old 10-03-2011, 07:58 PM   #2417
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google earth...

was driving in the neighborhood the other day and saw a funny looking car on the road coming toward me. turns out it was a toyota prius painted all google earth-y with a giant apparatus on the roof. I believe the big thing on the roof (looked like a little dalek) was the structure to hold the cameras. t'was cool, but I wasn't quick enough to snap a picture of it.
Boom baby.
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Old 10-03-2011, 08:06 PM   #2418
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Thats awesome. You should submit that to them for a street view of that particular intersection!
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Old 10-04-2011, 08:45 AM   #2419
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look at that fancy fence with the incorporated trellis
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Old 10-04-2011, 09:19 AM   #2420
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I made my Dalek cake.
It was much admired and appreciated.

What I didn't count on was the fact my camera battery was flat.
So no picture!
I tried to take a picture at school, but the camera I borrowed from Mr B had a flat battery.
As did our classroom camera.

Therefore I dub 4th October Dead Battery Day.

And I'll put a picture of someone else's cake in my cakes thread so you can see what it probably looked like.
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Old 10-12-2011, 09:49 AM   #2421
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Old 10-12-2011, 10:58 AM   #2422
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Well I can HARDLY fap to that, 'vana!

But my god it's so true. Running the maze to feed the rats to be a rat to work with rats to buy more rat food and rat televisions and running the maze to beat other rats and get better rat stuff and a rat cement pond and all the rat amenities.

And in the end? We're all just dead rats.

(Well, some are just dead lumps of flesh.)

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Old 10-12-2011, 01:32 PM   #2423
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SOME of us *like* being rats and rat fans.

Hi IM!! Nice to see you again. Welcome back.
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Old 10-12-2011, 01:36 PM   #2424
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Thanks!

That's an OK kind of rat.

It's the same old same old no matter how you dress them up they're still simple and stupid little ratface rats that turn my stomach. RATMAN: able to post one word responses in a single type. Fasci-fucking-nating rats, right there.

Algernon was cool.
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Old 10-12-2011, 03:10 PM   #2425
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JEBUS!
I wonder could my Mum speak any louder with her mouth full?

Noisy bitch!
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Old 10-12-2011, 10:53 PM   #2426
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Guess what ranking the cellar is on Google for the search term "lowbuttcrack"?
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Old 10-13-2011, 03:29 AM   #2427
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I dunno V, what ranking is the Cellar for the searchterm "lowbuttcrack"?
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Old 10-13-2011, 09:24 AM   #2428
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Old 10-13-2011, 11:52 AM   #2429
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Proof that door-to-door salesmen are not blind, distracted, or stupid, they're just douchebags:

Used to be, I would put a sign over our doorbell during the days saying "Kids are napping. Please knock." Fuckers ignored it every time. This meant they were either lifting the sign to get to the doorbell, or pushing the sign itself to get through to the doorbell.

So then, I just disconnected the dang thing. Everyone who knows us knows you have to knock, and anyone else I don't want to talk to. But then the dumbshits would just stand there on my porch jabbing and jabbing at the button, not understanding why they couldn't hear it ringing inside. After about a month, the button cracked and broke.

So I reconnected it. Now, there's the little vertical frame, but where the button ought to be are some sharp pointy plastic edges, with a glowing bulb and tiny circuit board visible in the center. Upon first glance it looks like a clear electrocution hazard, though it isn't one.

Not one salesman has tried to ring my doorbell since then. They all knock like I wanted them to in the first place. I'm never going to fix it.
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Old 10-13-2011, 12:26 PM   #2430
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Some fake blood dripping down from the bell might be a nice touch, along with some scorch marks and some more dried, brown blood as a base color. a few rivulets.
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