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Old 01-23-2017, 12:44 AM   #466
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You make it so complicated.
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Old 01-23-2017, 03:47 PM   #467
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You make it so complicated.
We all have our cross eyed bear.
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Old 01-26-2017, 08:07 AM   #468
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If you're into woodworking and your wife can weld aluminum, you could build this hybrid piano as a family project.
You can't fill all that time the kid is at piano lessons with sex... or can you?
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Old 01-26-2017, 11:41 PM   #469
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Piece of cake, take a board, carve three stripes, and tie a knot in the center stripe. What could be easier?
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Old 01-26-2017, 11:45 PM   #470
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that is one solid figure eight knot
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Old 01-26-2017, 11:50 PM   #471
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Old 01-27-2017, 11:13 AM   #472
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You can't fill all that time the kid is at piano lessons with sex... or can you?
Not with a piano.

But, maybe with an organ.
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Old 01-27-2017, 01:42 PM   #473
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Budump bump.
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Old 01-27-2017, 05:14 PM   #474
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Piece of cake, take a board, carve three stripes, and tie a knot in the center stripe. What could be easier?
OK Now that's just showing off.
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Old 01-27-2017, 05:58 PM   #475
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OK then, just carve something simple that matches your skills, regardless of your taste in art.
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Old 01-28-2017, 12:44 AM   #476
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Here's some joints you'll never make, just to remind you know how challenged you are.
Make 'em, I can hardly post the pictures.
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Old 01-29-2017, 10:11 PM   #477
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What? Those joints are to hard? OK here's some easier ones...
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Old 01-31-2017, 12:09 AM   #478
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Now that's a toolbox
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Old 01-31-2017, 02:16 AM   #479
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Old 01-31-2017, 07:33 AM   #480
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dang that's nice
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