Overhearing

lumberjim · 10-15-2009, 10:15 AM

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=21176

yes, it's one of those pesky clone threads. BUT, while we're on the subject, have you ever overheard something you'd like to tell about?

do you ever say fucked up things as someone enters the room where you're talking to some one?

Like....

I'm in my office and Pat is pestering me about something. So Ron walks in and I say, "No, Pat! I will not make out with you!" real loud just as Ron enters. Ron says nothing. there's an awkward silence....

Pat is the definition of the word curmudgeon, so he got all pissed off and stormed out.

classicman · 10-15-2009, 11:26 AM

luv that - I certainly do it on occasion when the moment strikes me. Haven't felt like it lately though.

Pie · 10-15-2009, 01:24 PM

Or saying (loudly) "Oh, here he comes, look busy!" as the boss walks by.

lumberjim · 10-15-2009, 03:01 PM

My all time favorite for when someone enters a room is to say, "Here he is now. Why don't you say it to his face?" and then get up and leave the room.

ZenGum · 10-15-2009, 06:49 PM

That's a good way to have fun in an elevator, too.

"So, you heard about Steve and Joanne? No? Well, you know how Steve and Nancy were ... well, you know ... well, last night, Steve was working late and [at this point you get out of the elevator...)'

And one I overheard yesterday, by a woman in a shopping arcade: "I was torn between my handbag and my child..."
????

10-15-2009, 10:15 AM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Overhearing http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=21176 yes, it's one of those pesky clone threads. BUT, while we're on the subject, have you ever overheard something you'd like to tell about? do you ever say fucked up things as someone enters the room where you're talking to some one? Like.... I'm in my office and Pat is pestering me about something. So Ron walks in and I say, "No, Pat! I will not make out with you!" real loud just as Ron enters. Ron says nothing. there's an awkward silence.... Pat is the definition of the word curmudgeon, so he got all pissed off and stormed out. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-15-2009, 11:26 AM	#2
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	luv that - I certainly do it on occasion when the moment strikes me. Haven't felt like it lately though. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

10-15-2009, 01:24 PM	#3
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Or saying (loudly) "Oh, here he comes, look busy!" as the boss walks by. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

10-15-2009, 03:01 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	My all time favorite for when someone enters a room is to say, "Here he is now. Why don't you say it to his face?" and then get up and leave the room. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-15-2009, 06:49 PM	#5
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	That's a good way to have fun in an elevator, too. "So, you heard about Steve and Joanne? No? Well, you know how Steve and Nancy were ... well, you know ... well, last night, Steve was working late and [at this point you get out of the elevator...)' And one I overheard yesterday, by a woman in a shopping arcade: "I was torn between my handbag and my child..." ???? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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