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Old 12-30-2016, 11:53 AM   #12136
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There used to be a used-car lot in Everett, Washington (or the general vicinity) whose claim to fame was a Yugo they'd modified to look like a 1970s-80s home phone, the push-button style rather than rotary dial. They even had a giant headset/ear-mouth piece/whatever that was called welded onto the roof and doors, and I think their phone number was written on it. Wish I'd been able to get a pic of THAT while living in the area!
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Old 12-30-2016, 12:22 PM   #12137
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Awesomeness.

I drove a Yugo for a while.

It got me around.
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Old 12-30-2016, 01:09 PM   #12138
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Around the bend?

What were your digits? Did it travel long distance or local calls only? What made you finally hang up?
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Old 12-30-2016, 01:44 PM   #12139
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Know why Yugos had rear window defrosters?

To keep your hands warm while you're pushing that piece of shit.



Guy walks into a parts store, and says "I'd like a rearview mirror for my Yugo."

The guy behind the counter says "That sounds like a good trade."
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Old 12-30-2016, 01:53 PM   #12140
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All joking aside, the one I drove was actually a pretty decent little car. A red GV, 4-speed, am/fm/cassette and two, count 'em, two speakers.

Momdigr bought it as a brand new unsold vehicle. It was a couple years old. A guy in Clarksville, Tennessee bought a shitload of never sold Yugos, and sold them for about $2500 a piece. Momdigr used for a 60 mile (round trip) commute for a few years, before putting it out to pasture. That's when I got hold of it.

I cleaned out a fence row with it, and didn't even dent it. I tried, literally, and I mean literally, to pull the gear shift out of the transmission in a fit of rage. I was bent over, completely inside the car, both hands gripping the gear shift, bending, snatching, yanking, cussing.

Drove it for a year after that. Finally smoked the clutch, and it was sold to a friend of Popdigr's who wanted the engine to run a mini sawmill.
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Old 12-31-2016, 12:36 PM   #12141
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The same way anyone could think that surgically augmented boobs that appear to have been filled with helium balloons is anything but a medical abomination? Or is that just me?
I'm completely with you.
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Old 01-01-2017, 04:55 PM   #12142
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More titty for daddy is a good thing. I don't care if they're filled with mashed potatoes.

Mmmm...warm, buttery mashed potatoes...( . v . )
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Old 01-02-2017, 09:25 AM   #12143
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Those would be far better than the immovable overfilled, rock hard balloons some women seem to have these days. I prefer nature's creations. I think Imma start a list.
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Old 01-04-2017, 04:59 PM   #12144
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WTF?
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Old 01-08-2017, 01:40 AM   #12145
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I'd hate to see what they consider bad...
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Old 01-08-2017, 01:24 PM   #12146
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I'd hate to see what they consider bad...
Fewer than 400.
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Old 01-10-2017, 04:43 PM   #12147
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Old 01-13-2017, 05:51 PM   #12148
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All your pictures are broke Gravdigr. Oh boo hoo.

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Old 01-14-2017, 06:07 AM   #12149
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That last pic is creepy as fuck.
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Old 01-14-2017, 03:26 PM   #12150
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I think those are CPR trainer dummies, with the mouths removed.

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