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Old 03-24-2005, 09:12 PM   #46
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I think the poll may be a secret anarchist plot.
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Old 03-24-2005, 09:48 PM   #47
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virtual bartender: type "kneel".

edit:
OMG type "smooch"...guys will LOVE this.
and this---> wet
Others:
flash
lick
blow
lay on bar
do the splits
dance
shake
pour
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Old 03-26-2005, 03:57 PM   #48
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I think that political test considers "Libertarian" and "Anarchist" to be synonymous.
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Old 03-26-2005, 06:45 PM   #49
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for the bartender ... ass, show me your tits, and fire.

Yeah, fight is really damn good.
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Old 03-28-2005, 03:41 PM   #50
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WAY better than google!
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Old 03-28-2005, 03:54 PM   #51
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Actually, if you're ranking that way, try this:

Booble
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Old 03-28-2005, 04:04 PM   #52
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But if you're just looking for the language fun, try Google Translate.

Note especially Elmer Fudd, Hacker, Esperanto, Klingon, and the best of the best, The Swedish Chef, BORK BORK BORK!
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Old 03-28-2005, 08:00 PM   #53
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http://www.googlefight.com/

Apologies if this has already been posted.
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Old 03-28-2005, 08:15 PM   #54
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Quote:
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http://www.googlefight.com/

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day-um funny. Reminds me of the opposite of googlewhack. Look it up. I've made few, they're pretty hard.

The animations of googlefight reminded me of stick death theater. Here are two competing links.

http://www.stickdeath.com/

http://www.sfdt.com/

Enjoy.
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Old 03-30-2005, 09:17 AM   #55
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This is the most creative way I've seen yet for sucking thousands of dollars out of the PETA coffers :hafucking

http://www.savetoby.com/
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Old 03-30-2005, 09:32 AM   #56
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The banner ad I saw on that site was a flash ad where you try to squish a bug with your finger. Perhaps not the best choice when trying to get PETA money, but sorta funny.
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Old 03-30-2005, 12:44 PM   #57
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I got "shoot the terrorist, win an iPod."

I'm trying to get my head around the idea that he (claims) already has gotten $21K.
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Old 03-30-2005, 12:49 PM   #58
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It could be something along the lines of a panhandler starting the day with some cash in the cup already.

Or it could be legit.
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Old 03-30-2005, 04:19 PM   #59
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d'jever wonder what the heck they meant with brb lol iirc irl? Or CMOS and LASER or hacker? Relieve your ignorance with the Jargon File.
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Old 03-31-2005, 03:55 PM   #60
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You know you're from the South if you have a family tree that does not fork.

www.cousincouples.com

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