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Old 08-06-2006, 11:30 PM   #1
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Whats your PORN name?? (Completely SFW)

Take your middle name & the first street you lived on that you can remember

Some will come out to be stupid, then again others will have you in tears!!



Here goes:

Carlyle Railroad
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Old 08-07-2006, 01:32 AM   #2
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you got it wrong!! half the population dont have middle names (myself included), and other have about 10 of them; this is the method that we've always used:

you take the name of the first pet you ever had, and the name of the 1st street you remember living in;

TILLY PERU

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Old 08-07-2006, 05:48 AM   #3
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This is the way I learned it:
Porn name - first pet & Mother's maiden name
(Smokey Doyle)

Spy name - middle name & current street
(Kathryn Queen)

Star Wars name - last medication you took & model of 1st car you owned
(Paroxetine 2CV)
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Old 08-07-2006, 08:04 AM   #4
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So my spy name would be Robert 78th Terrace?

I kind of like my Star Wars name, though...Ibuprofen Biscayne.
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Old 08-07-2006, 12:26 PM   #5
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hydrocodone chevy panel truck?
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Old 08-07-2006, 12:43 PM   #6
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Old 08-07-2006, 01:39 PM   #7
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Star Wars - UltraNatal Legend

Spy Name - Lee Gable

I too learned that your porn name was first pet, street you grew up on. At any rate, you may be sure I'm not going to post my mother's maiden name on the internet. So it's Sparkle Spring Creek.
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Old 08-07-2006, 02:10 PM   #8
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Names

Blitzen Petrosky

Francis Fairoaks

Effexor Fairlane
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Old 08-07-2006, 02:34 PM   #9
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Pussy Brockelmann <- not kidding

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Old 08-07-2006, 02:46 PM   #10
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the problem here is that if i told you my middle name, i'd have to kill you all. And the prospect of tracking you all down individually would certainly cost me all of my sick days.

but...

banzai meadowview

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Old 08-07-2006, 03:57 PM   #11
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LJ are you free-basing taffy again?

Have you told your sponsor?
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Old 08-07-2006, 06:32 PM   #12
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Clodfobble
At any rate, you may be sure I'm not going to post my mother's maiden name on the internet.
darn, all this time, i've had your bank account numbers......just when i thought i might finally get the key to the pin#! drat. double drat.
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Old 08-07-2006, 07:00 PM   #13
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Gosh...mine are boring...
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Old 08-07-2006, 08:22 PM   #14
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KinkyVixen
Porn: Angel Reeves
Spy: Denea Sunnybrook
Star Wars: Hydrocodone Jeep

Gosh...mine are boring...

Stick with KinkyVixen!!! my vote
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Old 08-08-2006, 12:35 AM   #15
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Nexium 210

NEX 210 really sounds a lot more like my THX-1138 name, but that's George Lucas too, so I guess it counts.
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