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Old 07-22-2004, 02:27 PM   #16
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always carry that disenfectant stuff with me. public bathrooms are the worst. have you ever been to one where you felt safer NOT washing? the sink is filty, the button on the paper towel holder is putrid. sometimes the best thing is to just kick the door open and go find a drinking fountain or something... sorry if you use public drinking fountains - i'd rather die of dehydration.
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Old 07-22-2004, 04:22 PM   #17
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Originally Posted by jaguar
You would do things to your contacts in a public sink them PUT THEM IN YOUR EYE?

It only happens once every few weeks.... but when you've got a speck of dirt or an eyelash in there, you can't wait till you get to a sterile environment. (Which doesn't describe your home bathroom either.)
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Old 07-22-2004, 04:57 PM   #18
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Originally Posted by Clodfobble
Also, don't EVER put your 4 year old on an automatic flushing toilet. Her tiny body will confuse the sensor, it will flush while she's sitting on it, thereby terrifying her and causing her to jump up, peeing all over herself, the floor, and possibly your leg as she clings to it whimpering.

And then for the next indefinite number of years, long after she's able to go by herself, if there's ever an automatic toilet she'll insist you come in the stall with her and cover up the sensor with your hand.
been there, done that.

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Old 10-04-2020, 09:28 PM   #19
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Originally Posted by SteveDallas
We seem to have discussed every aspect of excretory functions, so I thought I'd bring up a restroom pet peeve that has been brought home to me in my travels this week:

I HATE when restrooms don't have paper towels, but just use blow dryers. Here's some reasons why.
Hehe one time me and a friend were at Pizza hut and there was paper towels shoved in the blower...... This guy pressed the button and nothing came out but the motor revved up.. All of a sudden the paper shot out at the guy.... He said "DAMN KIDS"
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Old 10-04-2020, 10:55 PM   #20
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Originally Posted by Troubleshooter View Post

So how long before everyone starts carrying baby wipes around in little belt pouches or purses?
16 years.

D1, what exactly were you searching for to stumble across this one to resurrect?

"excretory functions"
"blow jobs"
"zip up"
"pet perve"

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Old 10-05-2020, 12:53 PM   #21
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Hehe Im not sure really.......

A good thread though.......
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Old 10-06-2020, 03:55 AM   #22
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Sounds to me like you were searching for entertainment.
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Old 10-06-2020, 09:24 PM   #23
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Ah man!!
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Old 10-07-2020, 06:34 PM   #24
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Old 10-08-2020, 03:38 PM   #25
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