A Proper Funeral

madjack · 01-30-2009, 01:59 PM

After much thought I have decided on how I would like my body to be dealt with after death.

I want to be stuffed and put on display in The Mall Of America!!

Anyone else out there with any odd requests?

Shawnee123 · 01-30-2009, 02:01 PM

Green funeral...stick me straight into the ground and let me give back to the earth. Like they did with Nate on Six Feet Under.

Pie · 01-30-2009, 02:11 PM

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TheMercenary · 01-30-2009, 06:34 PM

I have requested cremation followed by a sprinkling of my ashes on a Rugby pitch right before a game and after a prayer.

Shawnee123 · 01-30-2009, 06:43 PM

I've probably told this story before, but anyway. I was talking to my family saying "You know, I want a party at my funeral. I want an open bar, I want people to get up and remember something funny I said or did...just a celebration."

My older brother says "Great, now that we have it all planned, let's set a date!"

:p

TheMercenary · 01-30-2009, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by madjack

After much thought I have decided on how I would like my body to be dealt with after death.

I want to be stuffed and put on display in The Mall Of America!!

Anyone else out there with any odd requests?

That would be great.

Undertoad · 01-31-2009, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

I have requested cremation followed by a sprinkling of my ashes on a Rugby pitch right before a game and after a prayer.

That's funny because a lot of people already think you're a fertilizer spreader.

J/K

TheMercenary · 01-31-2009, 01:56 PM

Actually those guys would prob enjoy pushing my ashes into the pitch for years of bad calls.

capnhowdy · 01-31-2009, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

Actually those guys would prob enjoy pushing my ashes into the pitch for years of bad calls.

What? You were inept at calling Rugby also?

J/K

regular.joe · 01-31-2009, 04:13 PM

I tell my wife that when I die I want her to throw a huge party and get laid. I really don't care what they do with the body, I won't be using it any more. By the way, I told her today that all of the Cellar will be invited. Maybe I should have this put into my will....hmmm.

Merc, I used to be a hooker a long time ago, I'd play rugby on that pitch any day.

TheMercenary · 01-31-2009, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by regular.joe

Merc, I used to be a hooker a long time ago, I'd play rugby on that pitch any day.

, I was a second row and number 8.

busterb · 01-31-2009, 05:40 PM

I'd like the Ham bone funeral.

capnhowdy · 01-31-2009, 06:57 PM

OK.

I'll bite.

[gets printer ready for recipe]

Beestie · 01-31-2009, 07:44 PM

I want to be buried under a tree. There is a company that sets it all up for you. You get to pick the kind of tree and they provide the necessary extra stuff needed. I can't find the bookmark at the moment.

There is also a Russian company that will convert your cremated ashes into diamonds. It takes six months and the diamonds end up with a yellowish tint.

I wouldn't mind being shot into space like Scotty, tho.

morethanpretty · 02-01-2009, 07:47 AM

My dad claims he wants to be cremated, sealed in a can. Then we are all to travel to his home-town and play tin-canny-oh with him.

I would like to be cremated and then my ashes thrown over a cliff on a windy day. Everyone is to have a party. If I have money to leave I want a beautiful park built, more like a sprawling, maze garden though. Lots of vines especially passion, moon, and morning glory. I want plum trees in my garden too, because I grew up with an orchard of plum trees, delicious. Its also illegal to purposely kill any spider in my garden. The rest of what I want is in my will.

01-30-2009, 01:59 PM	#1
madjack Rapscallion Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 5	A Proper Funeral After much thought I have decided on how I would like my body to be dealt with after death. I want to be stuffed and put on display in The Mall Of America!! Anyone else out there with any odd requests? __________________ _________ "If you want to tell people the truth you had better make them laugh, otherwise they will kill you." Oscar Wilde

01-30-2009, 02:01 PM	#2
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Green funeral...stick me straight into the ground and let me give back to the earth. Like they did with Nate on Six Feet Under. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-30-2009, 06:34 PM	#4
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	I have requested cremation followed by a sprinkling of my ashes on a Rugby pitch right before a game and after a prayer. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-30-2009, 06:43 PM	#5
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I've probably told this story before, but anyway. I was talking to my family saying "You know, I want a party at my funeral. I want an open bar, I want people to get up and remember something funny I said or did...just a celebration." My older brother says "Great, now that we have it all planned, let's set a date!" :p __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-31-2009, 01:56 PM	#8
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Actually those guys would prob enjoy pushing my ashes into the pitch for years of bad calls. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-31-2009, 04:13 PM	#10
regular.joe Старый сержант Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women. Posts: 1,464	I tell my wife that when I die I want her to throw a huge party and get laid. I really don't care what they do with the body, I won't be using it any more. By the way, I told her today that all of the Cellar will be invited. Maybe I should have this put into my will....hmmm. Merc, I used to be a hooker a long time ago, I'd play rugby on that pitch any day. __________________ Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.

01-31-2009, 05:40 PM	#12
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	I'd like the Ham bone funeral. __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

01-31-2009, 06:57 PM	#13
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	OK. I'll bite. [gets printer ready for recipe] __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

01-31-2009, 07:44 PM	#14
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	I want to be buried under a tree. There is a company that sets it all up for you. You get to pick the kind of tree and they provide the necessary extra stuff needed. I can't find the bookmark at the moment. There is also a Russian company that will convert your cremated ashes into diamonds. It takes six months and the diamonds end up with a yellowish tint. I wouldn't mind being shot into space like Scotty, tho. __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

02-01-2009, 07:47 AM	#15
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	My dad claims he wants to be cremated, sealed in a can. Then we are all to travel to his home-town and play tin-canny-oh with him. I would like to be cremated and then my ashes thrown over a cliff on a windy day. Everyone is to have a party. If I have money to leave I want a beautiful park built, more like a sprawling, maze garden though. Lots of vines especially passion, moon, and morning glory. I want plum trees in my garden too, because I grew up with an orchard of plum trees, delicious. Its also illegal to purposely kill any spider in my garden. The rest of what I want is in my will. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

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