12-05-2011, 08:31 PM | #1 |
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Haiku Too
ones you wrote.
I wrote this for my swimmer girl who is happy and yet hurting from being back in the water after two weeks off.... A kite without air Is pretty but meaningless. Mermaids need water.
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12-06-2011, 06:24 AM | #2 |
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Beautiful!You have a knack for this.
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12-06-2011, 07:28 AM | #3 |
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That's actually pretty good, monster.
Leaves in the forest. Thank God, they're not on my lawn. Think I'll have a beer. I don't really have the knack. |
12-06-2011, 07:32 AM | #4 |
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She said "get the knack"
Sharona, so damn pushy So 1980. |
12-06-2011, 07:33 AM | #5 |
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Anything about beer works for me!
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12-08-2011, 02:33 PM | #6 |
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Everyone we know
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12-08-2011, 02:36 PM | #7 |
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You should throw a few carriage returns in there at the end to distance your cooking blog from the image in my head.
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12-08-2011, 09:19 PM | #8 |
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An upshot snuck in there and upfucked your haiku about upchucking!
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12-09-2011, 01:18 AM | #9 |
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How much up would an upfuck chuck, if an upfuck could chuck up?
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Doctor's appointment
Returning with medicine in control again
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Politics is bad
Good only for division Facebook is as bad
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