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monster · 05-05-2011, 10:15 PM

My Client, a former prince among his people, recently passed on, leaving $2.6 billion of American Dollars invested banks here in his homeland. Unfortunately, transfer of riches is prohibited between his blessed homeland and his refuge, and his widows are living in exile and unable to travel to their homeland to release this money.

By the grace of Allah, we have determined that if a US citizen was able to receive this money by Western Union transfer, they would be able to transfer it back to his poor cherished family. In gratitude, the widows would beg the helper to keep 10% (ten percent) of the wealth.

Your name was suggested to me by 72 virgins on craigslist as someone who might be able to help the widows of my client. If you are able to be of assistance in this matter, please urgently hit the cellar tip jar with $20, then email me with your paypal account details so we can verify that your bank details will work and refund this test amount to you.

sincerely
Imam Erica Hater

plthijinx · 05-06-2011, 12:32 AM

Gravdigr · 05-14-2011, 02:50 PM

That is such fucking bullshit!!!

Everyone knows there are no virgins on Craig'sList.

05-05-2011, 10:15 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Most Beloved My Client, a former prince among his people, recently passed on, leaving $2.6 billion of American Dollars invested banks here in his homeland. Unfortunately, transfer of riches is prohibited between his blessed homeland and his refuge, and his widows are living in exile and unable to travel to their homeland to release this money. By the grace of Allah, we have determined that if a US citizen was able to receive this money by Western Union transfer, they would be able to transfer it back to his poor cherished family. In gratitude, the widows would beg the helper to keep 10% (ten percent) of the wealth. Your name was suggested to me by 72 virgins on craigslist as someone who might be able to help the widows of my client. If you are able to be of assistance in this matter, please urgently hit the cellar tip jar with $20, then email me with your paypal account details so we can verify that your bank details will work and refund this test amount to you. sincerely Imam Erica Hater __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-06-2011, 12:32 AM	#2
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	__________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

05-14-2011, 02:50 PM	#3
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	That is such fucking bullshit!!! Everyone knows there are no virgins on Craig'sList. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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