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Old 10-03-2019, 01:44 PM   #841
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And very long penises. Penii.
COCKS!
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Old 10-03-2019, 04:55 PM   #842
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And very long penises. Penii.
Peniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii?
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Old 10-04-2019, 06:13 AM   #843
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I have decided to become a duck. This weather is apparently nice for them, plus they have some really cool tape for fixing things.
Ducks? Don't mention ducks.

I am from Aylesbury after all.
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Old 10-04-2019, 01:40 PM   #844
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Old 10-04-2019, 04:57 PM   #845
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That's the chap!
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Old 10-17-2019, 07:30 PM   #846
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Aflac, is that you?

My buddy had a duck. It's name was Aflac.
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Old 10-17-2019, 07:32 PM   #847
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The name choice, Benjamin Franklin Plumbing, is the result of a market survey of 1,600 residential service customers that found most customers see plumbers as honest, frugal and hardworking. We differentiate ourselves from all other plumbing companies by our unique message to the marketplace.
Differentiating themselves from the "honest, frugal and hardworking" plumbers?
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Old 10-18-2019, 01:10 PM   #848
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I found a pack of really old walnuts in the pantry.

♪ ♫The squrls, the squrls, they love me!♪ ♫[/HeavyD]
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Old 10-24-2019, 07:16 AM   #849
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Differentiating themselves from the "honest, frugal and hardworking" plumbers?
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Old 10-24-2019, 07:19 PM   #850
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Some tugnut DHL driver just argued with me over the name of the street I live on.

I told him he wanted the next street over and he asked "Are you sure? Cuz the sign at the end of this street says The Street He Wanted." The sign does not say The Street He Wanted, it says Another Street.

Me: "I've lived here off and on for 35 years, I'm pretty sure. And the sign at the end of this street says Another Street".

And then I watched him drive to a house on the exact opposite side of the block, go to the door w/a package, and then come back to his van without a package.

I guess I was right. Go figger.
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Old 10-24-2019, 07:23 PM   #851
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Reminds me of a substitute teacher I had in high school. She was taking roll and when she came to me she mispronounced my last name. I said "Here" and corrected her mispronunciation. Then she said "are you sure?", completely serious.

I said, just as seriously, "It's my name, I'm pretty sure."
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No-one ever says to Pologirl "hey I just noticed your eyes are different colors" ...they always say "Do you know..."
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....and she is Pologirl again -just sent me this.... awwww
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Old 10-25-2019, 07:15 AM   #854
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What a cool gal. Does she know her eyes...
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Old 10-25-2019, 09:06 AM   #855
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Reminds me of a substitute teacher I had in high school. She was taking roll and when she came to me she mispronounced my last name. I said "Here" and corrected her mispronunciation. Then she said "are you sure?", completely serious.

I said, just as seriously, "It's my name, I'm pretty sure."
When spelling out my surname which is spelled other than you would expect I had someone ask me if I was sure there's no "e" on the end. Yep.

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