August 5, 2011 Great White Shark Smile

CaliforniaMama · 08-05-2011, 12:22 PM

via Tiger Tail Foods

Blog post dated June 29, 2010

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This last Saturday a tuna fishing boat snared a great white shark off the Massachusetts coast. The shark was tagged with a simple identification tag and put back into the water. It is the first confirmed sighting for this area this summer.

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Massachusetts state Secretary of Environmental Affairs Ian Bowles said, ”For commonsense swimmers, they don’t pose a threat.” Bowles explained that common sense means not swimming in the middle of a seal pod – seals, gray seals in particular, are a delicacy as far as great whites are concerned.

Gravdigr · 08-05-2011, 04:21 PM

"Look at those choppers."

BigV · 08-05-2011, 06:42 PM

"We're gonna need a bigger boat!"

morethanpretty · 08-05-2011, 08:32 PM

"Say seaaaaaaal!"

ZenGum · 08-06-2011, 01:57 AM

"Door-to-door sales shark attempts friendly smile."

wolf · 08-06-2011, 11:56 AM

Candygram

Gravdigr · 08-07-2011, 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf

Candygram

For the win!!

vocalperk · 08-08-2011, 12:25 PM

this may be a dumb question but ... which "dark spots" are the eyes? The spots where the white meets the grey, or the two more slit-like things on either side of those spots? I look at this and think the slit-like things are the eyes (more diabolical), but I think it's their nostrils.

I always do this with killer whales too ... I look at them and think the white spots are the eyes, when they're really not (makes them more friendly looking I think).

BigV · 08-08-2011, 01:30 PM

the slits are where their spherical eyes are.

you're just seeing them from the "side" of the shark's skull where the eyes don't show much. In fact the shark can't see the photographer at all in this shot, because, naturally, you can't actually see the eyes.

The dark spots on the gray/white border are nostrils.

glatt · 08-08-2011, 02:45 PM

Why does a shark need nostrils? Mouth, gills? Sure.

Nostrils? Maybe they can smell blood with them?

ZenGum · 08-08-2011, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt

Why does a shark need nostrils? Mouth, gills? Sure.

Nostrils? Maybe they can smell blood with them?

Absolutely.

Seriously, didn't you know?

They're really good at it too.

Big Sarge · 08-08-2011, 11:18 PM

i think it is a dolphin with dental issues

Trilby · 08-09-2011, 06:51 AM

This Shark Does NOT Want to Bite You.

Sincerely yours,
Shark Week

glatt · 08-09-2011, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

Absolutely.

Seriously, didn't you know?

They're really good at it too.

I knew they could "smell" blood, but had no idea how that works. I guess I'm not down with my fish anatomy. So do they have sinuses and stuff?

CaliforniaMama · 08-09-2011, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge

i think it is a dolphin with dental issues

Is there a dentist in the house?

Here's a new profession: dolphin orthodontist!

08-05-2011, 04:21 PM	#2
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08-05-2011, 06:42 PM	#3
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	"We're gonna need a bigger boat!" __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-05-2011, 08:32 PM	#4
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08-06-2011, 01:57 AM	#5
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08-06-2011, 11:56 AM	#6
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Candygram __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-08-2011, 12:25 PM	#8
vocalperk Profitable Prophet Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 30	this may be a dumb question but ... which "dark spots" are the eyes? The spots where the white meets the grey, or the two more slit-like things on either side of those spots? I look at this and think the slit-like things are the eyes (more diabolical), but I think it's their nostrils. I always do this with killer whales too ... I look at them and think the white spots are the eyes, when they're really not (makes them more friendly looking I think).

08-08-2011, 01:30 PM	#9
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	the slits are where their spherical eyes are. you're just seeing them from the "side" of the shark's skull where the eyes don't show much. In fact the shark can't see the photographer at all in this shot, because, naturally, you can't actually see the eyes. The dark spots on the gray/white border are nostrils. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-08-2011, 02:45 PM	#10
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Why does a shark need nostrils? Mouth, gills? Sure. Nostrils? Maybe they can smell blood with them?

08-08-2011, 11:18 PM	#12
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	i think it is a dolphin with dental issues __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

08-09-2011, 06:51 AM	#13
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	This Shark Does NOT Want to Bite You. Sincerely yours, Shark Week __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

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