What is pissing you off this time? - Page 60

limey · 06-21-2014, 03:57 PM

Thanks folks. To be honest, I feel for the bus driver. One minute they're daundering along, dazzled by the sun, and the next there's some fool woman leaping about and falling on the road in front of the bus. A shredded knee seems a good result.

Sent by thought transference

Aliantha · 06-21-2014, 05:20 PM

You poor thing Limey. I hope there wasnt too much blood. Xx

xoxoxoBruce · 06-21-2014, 05:59 PM

More blood = more sympathy, so not sorry about ur... yar... you're... that knee.
Hope you get wine and chocolate and cuddles in return.

Nirvana · 06-21-2014, 06:19 PM

Oh dear now you will have a scar and need/want a tattoo!

Noreally dang

I hope it healS very fast and wow did you go to the ball anyway?

Nirvana · 06-21-2014, 06:21 PM

Its 80 degrees out I am brave enough to go to Wal Mart

and these morons get out of their car crack the windows and leave their large pit bull in the car.

I ask the manager when I go in if they can call the police, they say no but we can page them about their car, so they did that and at least the car was gone when I came out.

These people had a 3 year [?] old child! They both should be neutered they are too stupid to take care of a dog properly who knows what they do at home with their kid.

orthodoc · 06-21-2014, 08:48 PM

Agh!What a frustrating end to what was to be a nice outing, Limey ... hope your knee heals soon and the evening is more than compensated for.

Gravdigr · 07-12-2014, 05:37 PM

Goddamn, motherfucking gnats, in m'house.

And m'face.

elSicomoro · 07-12-2014, 05:49 PM

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Gravdigr · 07-14-2014, 11:57 AM

Guns! Oh shit! Run! Hide! He likes guns! Damn him to hell! Oh, sweet Lord, help us! Guns! Jim Carrey save us!!!!!!!!!!

elSicomoro · 07-14-2014, 12:02 PM

Dude, I don't know if you're taking offense to that Family Guy post or not, but...I posted it because you talking about the gnats reminded me of that segment. It had nothing to do with you being a fan of guns...although, it's still funny even if I did think about that. As I mentioned in the DVD thread, I am a strong supporter of the 2nd Amendment.

DanaC · 07-14-2014, 12:04 PM

I think that's because of my response to his comments on Cary in the DVD thread.

I would say though that he's completely misinterpreted what I said.

Gravdigr · 07-14-2014, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elSicomoro

Dude, I don't know if you're taking offense to that Family Guy post or not, but...I posted it because you talking about the gnats reminded me of that segment. It had nothing to do with you being a fan of guns...although, it's still funny even if I did think about that. As I mentioned in the DVD thread, I am a strong supporter of the 2nd Amendment.

Sorry it appeared that way, Syc. You're good.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

I think that's because of my response to his comments on Cary in the DVD thread.

I would say though that he's completely misinterpreted what I said.

I wouldn't say completely...

BTW, Dana, that wasn't aimed at you in particular.

sexobon · 07-14-2014, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

I wouldn't say completely...

Those English to English translations can be tricky.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

BTW, Dana, that wasn't aimed at you in particular.

You couldn't have said directed at you, nooooooooooooooo.

Gravdigr · 07-14-2014, 01:56 PM

I scattered a couple more of those around.

Collect 'em all!

Sundae · 07-21-2014, 08:19 AM

So who managed to slice open the webbing between her ring finger and middle finger wuthin 20 mins of being back at work?
Oh me.

Who has a liver condition which means she bleeds like buggery?
Me again.

Who had a trip to the minor injuries unit and was sent home? It couldn't be stitched because of the location, but the glue means I have to have the two fingers taped together, so can't wear a glove.

Who tried to buy gauze to tape a plastic bag over her hand in the shower tomorrow only to have the whole damned High Street suffer a powercut when I was at the till?
You guessed it.

Day off tomoorow (official) and going to Leeds for Outpatients appointment, then back at work on the tills on Wednesday because I can't get the dressing wet and you cannot work on the counters if you can't wash your hands. I'm just glad I was actually at work and hurt it on work equipment with two witnesses, so it is 100% clear I am not at fault.

Still far rather it hadn't happened at all.

Expect to hear of an ebola outbreak or a sinkhole large enough to swallow a cow or a rain of frogs over Otley at some point soon.

06-21-2014, 03:57 PM	#886
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	Thanks folks. To be honest, I feel for the bus driver. One minute they're daundering along, dazzled by the sun, and the next there's some fool woman leaping about and falling on the road in front of the bus. A shredded knee seems a good result. Sent by thought transference __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

06-21-2014, 05:20 PM	#887
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	You poor thing Limey. I hope there wasnt too much blood. Xx __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

06-21-2014, 05:59 PM	#888
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	More blood = more sympathy, so not sorry about ur... yar... you're... that knee. Hope you get wine and chocolate and cuddles in return. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-21-2014, 06:19 PM	#889
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Oh dear now you will have a scar and need/want a tattoo! Noreally dang I hope it healS very fast and wow did you go to the ball anyway? __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

06-21-2014, 06:21 PM	#890
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Its 80 degrees out I am brave enough to go to Wal Mart and these morons get out of their car crack the windows and leave their large pit bull in the car. I ask the manager when I go in if they can call the police, they say no but we can page them about their car, so they did that and at least the car was gone when I came out. These people had a 3 year [?] old child! They both should be neutered they are too stupid to take care of a dog properly who knows what they do at home with their kid. __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

06-21-2014, 08:48 PM	#891
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Agh!What a frustrating end to what was to be a nice outing, Limey ... hope your knee heals soon and the evening is more than compensated for. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

07-12-2014, 05:37 PM	#892
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Goddamn, motherfucking gnats, in m'house. And m'face. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-12-2014, 05:49 PM	#893
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07-14-2014, 11:57 AM	#894
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Guns! Oh shit! Run! Hide! He likes guns! Damn him to hell! Oh, sweet Lord, help us! Guns! Jim Carrey save us!!!!!!!!!! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-14-2014, 12:02 PM	#895
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Dude, I don't know if you're taking offense to that Family Guy post or not, but...I posted it because you talking about the gnats reminded me of that segment. It had nothing to do with you being a fan of guns...although, it's still funny even if I did think about that. As I mentioned in the DVD thread, I am a strong supporter of the 2nd Amendment.

07-14-2014, 01:56 PM	#899
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I scattered a couple more of those around. Collect 'em all! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-21-2014, 08:19 AM	#900
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	So who managed to slice open the webbing between her ring finger and middle finger wuthin 20 mins of being back at work? Oh me. Who has a liver condition which means she bleeds like buggery? Me again. Who had a trip to the minor injuries unit and was sent home? It couldn't be stitched because of the location, but the glue means I have to have the two fingers taped together, so can't wear a glove. Who tried to buy gauze to tape a plastic bag over her hand in the shower tomorrow only to have the whole damned High Street suffer a powercut when I was at the till? You guessed it. Day off tomoorow (official) and going to Leeds for Outpatients appointment, then back at work on the tills on Wednesday because I can't get the dressing wet and you cannot work on the counters if you can't wash your hands. I'm just glad I was actually at work and hurt it on work equipment with two witnesses, so it is 100% clear I am not at fault. Still far rather it hadn't happened at all. Expect to hear of an ebola outbreak or a sinkhole large enough to swallow a cow or a rain of frogs over Otley at some point soon.

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