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Old 07-19-2011, 01:59 PM   #226
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Old 07-19-2011, 03:50 PM   #227
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Wait, you have two daughters and a wife, you're lucky to only think you read it. most poor sods in your position have to live with it for at least 10 years..... there no "think" involved. They KNOW
Well, I know the ebb and flow for Mrs. Z, but I think the Zings would be mortified if I started charting their calendar.
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Old 07-19-2011, 05:58 PM   #228
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I was raised by my Mother , Big sister
Mothers best friend , and her 3 daughters
Old husbands tail MY ASS !!
They ALL synced up and it was Verry hard to be present for about a week or so
" Mom !!! hes Breathing to loud AGAIN !!!"
" What are You doing there sitting with your head down and your fingers in your ears ???!! "


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Do call the cops and for warn them ,
They May deal with it for you .
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Old 07-19-2011, 07:12 PM   #229
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(Probably just another urban legend, but while we're on the subject...) I had been under the impression that it wasn't that women tended to sync with each other, but that women in general were more likely to sync with the cycles of the moon. Full moons bring out the crazies, you know.
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Old 07-19-2011, 07:36 PM   #230
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Menacing dog on my property .... what dog?

I had the neighbors pits[2] kill one of my Cattle dogs years ago while I was out. He was alive when I got home but died at the vets. I told the animal control that a scratch on my arm was from the pit lunging at me. She was pregnant and they PHTS. Halleluiah! I have livestock, a menacing stray dog on my property will be deceased very soon.
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Old 07-19-2011, 07:48 PM   #231
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A teen at our church got attacked by a wandering pitbull two weeks ago. (It only bit his hand before he planted a kick it its ribs and it ran away, fortunately he's a big football-playing dude.) But apparently it got put back in its owner's yard, because animal control was unable to find it. We all said they should put up fliers urging people to turn in their pitbull-owning neighbor, but apparently the cops aren't interested.
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Old 07-19-2011, 10:09 PM   #232
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Well, I know the ebb and flow for Mrs. Z, but I think the Zings would be mortified if I started charting their calendar.
So that means you got it good because for many women it's just all too damn obvious!
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Old 07-19-2011, 11:59 PM   #233
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I think I read that women who live together tend to end up with their cycles synchronizing. Pheromones or something.
I just remembered something. I recall hearing that husbands tend to get "pms" when the wives get it. Pheromones or something. This is the first time I've heard of women's cycles synchronizing. Just something that came to mind.
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Old 07-20-2011, 12:02 AM   #234
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So that means you got it good because for many women it's just all too damn obvious!
My friend told me that she once chased a friend with a knife because he made a joke. Uh...yeah....some women's pms are obvious.
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Old 07-20-2011, 09:07 AM   #235
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Try pms'ing and quitting smoking at the same time.

It wasn't pretty. Or safe for bystanders.

I'm so glad I'm done with both.
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Old 07-20-2011, 03:36 PM   #236
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That's why there aren't any "how many women with PMS does it take..." jokes.
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Old 07-20-2011, 04:34 PM   #237
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Old 07-20-2011, 04:54 PM   #238
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Classic gets it because he pms's on this site regularly.
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Old 07-20-2011, 04:58 PM   #239
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That's why there aren't any "how many women with PMS does it take..." jokes.
how many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Old 07-20-2011, 07:27 PM   #240
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Hell, I heard men have pms too. Joke all you want, guys. You know you get them.


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how many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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