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Old 03-21-2017, 04:40 PM   #556
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Old 03-26-2017, 03:40 PM   #557
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Harry Wesley Coover, Jr. A chemist working for Eastman Kodak, he accidentally discovered a substance first marketed as “Eastman 910,” now commonly known as Super Glue.
Coover was a prolific inventor holding 460 patents, but was proudest of the organizational system that he developed and oversaw at Kodak. “programmed innovation,” a management methodology emphasizing research and development, which resulted in the introduction of 320 new products and sales growth from $1.8 billion to $2.5 billion.
In 2004, he was inducted into the National Inventor’s Hall of Fame; then in 2010, received the National Medal of Technology and Innovation.

tw will be along to tell how it all went down the toilet.
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Old 04-14-2017, 09:48 PM   #558
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I really should go to bed. It's a quarter to four in the morning.

My brother and I decided to commemorate the death of the baby Jesus with some mushroom tea. It was fun. We were down at mum's house, 'cause my youngest niece is having a birthday party and my brother and sis-in-law didn't to cramp her style by being there.

I got back at about 12:30 and disappeared into the youtube vortex.

So now I really should go to bed.
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Old 04-24-2017, 03:41 PM   #559
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I think some flight attendants need to to be reintroduced to reality.

By having the everloving shit stomped out of them.

The guy who stood up for the woman with the stroller on American Airlines? I wish that guy had just stomped, and stomped on that flight attendant. Fucking glorified waiter.
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Old 04-27-2017, 10:38 PM   #560
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Would you like a denim jacket with fake mud that doesn't wash off?
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Old 04-27-2017, 11:20 PM   #561
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or flake off onto the rich corinthian leather of your expensive car or couch.

Poser.

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Who the fuck gets covered in mud that way? I'm no "Dexter", but that patter is only seen on Nickelodeon, and usually in green goo.

Poser.
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Old 04-27-2017, 11:22 PM   #562
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other random thought... more a hopeful one.. I'm through 2008-2015, mostly done with 2016, and have part of 2017 in the books.. big thread update coming.

Yay!
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Old 05-13-2017, 03:39 PM   #563
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The Director of the FBI was just about to close in on me when all of the sudden the President fired him! I suppose my plan for world domination will go forward after all.
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Old 05-13-2017, 03:49 PM   #564
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I don't have a Swiss Army tophat, but I got a razor-sharp banjo.

And I ain't doing anything atm.
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Old 05-13-2017, 03:50 PM   #565
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I suppose my plan for world domination will go forward after all.
A passive-aggressive evil genius.
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Old 05-29-2017, 09:55 PM   #566
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Oh I forgot you were here! See you in July, everyone.
I hope he brings us back something good.
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Old 05-29-2017, 10:03 PM   #567
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Eh, fuck him, I'd rather see Jackie come back.
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Old 06-05-2017, 03:08 PM   #568
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I've been slightly obsessing over The Thick of It and In the Loop and Tuckerisms keep popping into my head. I felt a childish urge to sign-off calls at work with 'Fuckety-bye'

I resisted.

Nor did I tell our stand-in team leader to pop a jaunty bonnet on her KPI scores and ram them up the shitter with a lubricated horse cock.

But I enjoyed thinking about saying it in the team meeting. Which is the important thing.

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Old 06-06-2017, 05:43 PM   #569
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There was a person from Home Office (BritEnglish: Head Office, not The Home Office) showed up at work today to do some Safety Walk thing. Is it bad that within minutes of meeting her, I eye-bombed her pants (trousers)?
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Old 06-06-2017, 05:57 PM   #570
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