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Old 07-25-2011, 07:47 PM   #3391
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Never put anything in your butt that doesn't have a base, or at least some sector of it that won't fit.




a recent q&a with an emergency room doc reminds us of this important rule of thumb. so to speak.
Are you referring to the doctor that Stern interviewed?
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Old 07-25-2011, 08:02 PM   #3392
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My Brother in Law is an EMT. He has responded to many calls involving ....emergency extraction of inserted objects.... shall we say... He says that invariably, when asked how the object got in there... that the inserter claims to have fallen upon said object.

so, I guess another anal safety tip should be something like, 'Don't walk around a slippery kitchen floor naked if there are any upright cylindrical object about.' Cuz, you know... Ass-Murphy's law and all... "If it CAN wind up lodged in your ass, it WILL wind up lodged in your ass.
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Old 07-26-2011, 12:43 AM   #3393
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rule of thumb
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Old 07-26-2011, 01:07 AM   #3394
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Are you referring to the doctor that Stern interviewed?
yes actually.
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Old 07-26-2011, 04:18 AM   #3395
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Undertoad .......rule of thumb.......

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(cough)


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Old 07-28-2011, 06:43 AM   #3396
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Settle down folks, it's not what it looks like.
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Old 07-28-2011, 07:51 PM   #3397
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Settle down folks, it's not what it looks like.
That's the first uncircumcised knee I've ever seen.
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Old 07-28-2011, 08:04 PM   #3398
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get out.

how many CIRCUMCISED knees have you seen?
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Old 07-29-2011, 02:56 PM   #3399
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Old 07-29-2011, 03:34 PM   #3400
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Old 07-30-2011, 01:12 PM   #3401
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Hey, UT?! Control. Your. Turtle.

Yertle be swangin'.

The ending is hilarious...

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Old 07-31-2011, 06:44 PM   #3402
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Old 08-02-2011, 08:15 PM   #3403
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It's nice to see them cumming out of their shells.
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Old 08-03-2011, 04:50 PM   #3404
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Oh, that's funny! I lol'ed.
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Old 08-04-2011, 02:46 PM   #3405
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OK, so I'm crass. Seriously. Is this what passes for a big dick in Japan? I think the ads were placed on purpose, clever enough. But WTF? That looks like the dick Eddie Murphy was talking about when he said the underwear models in the old Sears type catalogs shouldn't be modeling 'cause they had no bulge, and they sure as hell shouldn't be smiling! I know about erection as the great equalizer, but there is no bulk there at all. WTF? Pass!
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