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Old 02-04-2016, 03:50 PM   #4741
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Oh, to be a rock star. The thrill of performing for an audience.
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Old 02-04-2016, 04:28 PM   #4742
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That'll get the ol' head to ringing...
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Old 02-10-2016, 12:18 PM   #4743
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Keen Links You'd Like To Share, NSFW Edition:

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Old 02-25-2016, 12:27 PM   #4744
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WTF?!

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Old 02-25-2016, 03:28 PM   #4745
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I made it 28 seconds WTF.
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Old 03-01-2016, 02:56 AM   #4746
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Wouldn't happen here...
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Old 03-17-2016, 01:32 PM   #4747
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Hey, I like a freaky chick as much as the next guy, maybe more than the next guy, but, this chick from Norwegia...

What the fucking fuck, woman?! Damn.

She has 1,921 of them.

They're all used.

She hopes to collect 10,000 of them.

They're hanging all over her home.

Which you can probably smell from the other side of town.

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Old 03-17-2016, 04:01 PM   #4748
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It'd sure be a boner killer for me.
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Old 03-18-2016, 07:06 AM   #4749
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What Bruce said.
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Old 03-19-2016, 02:57 AM   #4750
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She has 1,921 of them.

They're all used.

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Oh. Oh my.

Given how jaded about the world as I am these days, I don't know whether to say "Oh...you mean no one thought to do this until now?", or, "How in fuck all did anyone even think to do this?".
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Old 03-19-2016, 03:21 AM   #4751
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I've heard of keeping them before but not pinned to the wall.
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Old 03-19-2016, 06:11 AM   #4752
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Concerned mum leaves condom for son ahead of his date - but makes one HUGE mistake

She was just trying to be helpful but social media users have been quick to point out her error
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At first glance, it looks like any caring note a parent would leave for their child to tell them their dinner was in the fridge or they hadn't walked the dog.

Further inspection will tell you that this mum is actually leaving a condom for her son ahead of his date with a girl, concerned that he will have unprotected sex.

You might think that's a bit weird - hey, maybe they're a close family and share everything - but social media users were more distracted by how she left the condom.

She's only gone and PINNED it to the board, thereby putting a hole in it and rendering it useless.

As one Reddit user pointed out, maybe she just really wants grandchildren and was hoping he wouldn't notice.

It is not known where the image originated or when it was taken, but it has been circulated on social media as people take great pleasure in pointing out her mistake.

At least she also left him dinner in the fridge...
Terribly bad form to pin them to the wall afterwards.
Always do it beforehand.

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Old 03-19-2016, 06:57 AM   #4753
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First thing that popped into my head, she want's the boy to get married, settle down, and make grandchildren.
Mothers are sneaky like that.
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Old 03-21-2016, 04:04 PM   #4754
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Old 03-21-2016, 09:43 PM   #4755
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well? now i know what to do with all that $ i'm saving from not drinking.....
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