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Old 07-25-2016, 10:20 PM   #4831
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I know most of you will not see the humor in this, but I know some guys who just might end up with a tattoo like this.

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Old 07-26-2016, 12:49 PM   #4832
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Excellent.

This is my candidate for Best Tattoo Ever:

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Old 07-27-2016, 12:57 AM   #4833
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Wow. That is awesome. Really awesome
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Old 07-27-2016, 01:03 AM   #4834
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This is my new avatar on a military forum.

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Old 08-15-2016, 03:01 PM   #4835
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Not an image, but I felt it was safer to stick this in an officially NSFW thread... I am looking for a slang word, and urbandictionary and the like won't let me search definitions instead of words.

What do you call the bit of foreskin after it has been cut off in a circumcision? I was under the impression it was called a "chode/choad" or "choda," but an episode of "The League" just informed me I was wrong. That's apparently just a fat dick. But there is a word for the bit of foreskin, I know there is.
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Old 08-15-2016, 03:33 PM   #4836
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Frenulum?
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Old 08-15-2016, 03:33 PM   #4837
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According to Answers.com it is still called a foreskin.
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Old 08-15-2016, 03:52 PM   #4838
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I saw numerous references to 'circumcised foreskins'.

I was prepared to supply 'prepuce', but...I don't think that's correct, in this instance, anyway.

Perhaps a search of the part of the Torah dealing with the procedure in question would produce results. The Jewish seem to have a word for everything.
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Old 08-15-2016, 03:55 PM   #4839
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Just call it the 'tag end'.

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Old 08-15-2016, 07:34 PM   #4840
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What do you call the bit of foreskin after it has been cut off in a circumcision? I was under the impression it was called a "chode/choad" or "choda," but an episode of "The League" just informed me I was wrong. That's apparently just a fat dick. But there is a word for the bit of foreskin, I know there is.
1. Choda, et al, means 'taint, as in "it ain't the asshole or the prick (or vagina) cf Weeds, S01E05

2. Choda can also mean a dick that is fatter than long, what English speaking people sometimes call a "muffin dick"

3. Circumcision is the practice of removing the foreskin (clue is in the title) so after it has been removed it is still a foreskin. Although you may embellish with adjectives like, "the offensive in God's eyes..., or "It's not genital mutilation when God says it's ok..." "Am I just really sun-stroked or should we all cut off our foreskins?"

The elephant in the room, Miss Thing, is why are you asking?
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Old 08-16-2016, 07:50 AM   #4841
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...the elephant in the room, Miss Thing, is why are you asking?
Interesting choice of words, because the guy who circumcises elephants doesn't get paid much, but the tips are big
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Old 08-16-2016, 10:12 AM   #4842
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Old 08-16-2016, 02:52 PM   #4843
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Outstanding, Spexx!
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Old 08-29-2016, 12:56 PM   #4844
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Old 08-29-2016, 01:31 PM   #4845
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