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Old 12-25-2008, 11:03 PM   #1
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Do you save your shit fart?

If you've got to go "number two" really bad, and you've got some gas coming out while you're on the way to the bathroom, do you hold it back--retaining that extra pressue to help propel a more complete and natural bowel movement?
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Old 12-26-2008, 02:17 AM   #2
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Oh hell yes. What satisfaction! AR rules!
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Old 12-26-2008, 10:32 AM   #3
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No, I hold it out of fear that it will start an uncontrollable chain reaction.
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Old 12-27-2008, 08:12 AM   #4
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Shush.
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Old 12-27-2008, 08:51 AM   #5
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sometimes i save one to crop dust my buddies with.
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