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Old 01-19-2014, 02:16 PM   #1
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Who am I??

What I am and What I am Not.

I am Not God
I am Not Jesus
I am Not Gay
I am Not Dead
I am Not a Politician
I am Not an Assassin
I am Not Enlisted in the Military
I am Not In Hell
I am Not a Satanist
I am Not a RocKStaR
I am Not an Angel
I am Not a Liar
I am Not Evil
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I am a Human
I am a Firm Believer in Jesus Christ
I am a Heterosexual Functional MAN
I am Alive
I am an Activist
I am a Pretty Good Marks Man
I am in the Lords Army
I am Destine for Heaven
I am Like Christ
I am a Painter Poet
I am a Half Way Decent Nice Guy
I am a Truth Teller
I am Divinely Healed
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Old 01-19-2014, 02:44 PM   #2
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In what ways are you like Christ?

You're not tolerant of his gay people. You make death threats. I think that needs to come off the list.
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Old 01-19-2014, 03:13 PM   #3
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I think Jesus would want the Devil and His followers "shot in the head" I'm not sure weather he would act upon it however. And Jesus Dosen't Have Gay People.
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Old 01-19-2014, 03:23 PM   #4
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gene_Robinson
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Old 01-19-2014, 03:24 PM   #5
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Is this HER really a man or something??
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Old 01-19-2014, 04:02 PM   #6
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Ban this psycho
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Old 01-19-2014, 04:35 PM   #7
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Old 01-19-2014, 04:41 PM   #8
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Old 01-19-2014, 07:36 PM   #9
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Old 01-19-2014, 07:40 PM   #10
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Ban this psycho
What, and leave infi a virtual widow!
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Old 01-19-2014, 08:26 PM   #11
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Fuck you, sexo. Sue me for trying to be nice. Please to review any and all pertinent posts.

Instigator.
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Old 01-19-2014, 08:33 PM   #12
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Talk dirty to me some more.
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Old 01-19-2014, 08:34 PM   #13
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I think Jesus would want the Devil and His followers "shot in the head" I'm not sure weather he would act upon it however. And Jesus Dosen't Have Gay People.
When you're taking your meds, you're obviously straight. When you're not taking your meds, you're obviously gay (at least gay curious) as evidenced by your obsession with gays, you're just in denial. When you're taking your meds and straight, Jesus loves you. When you're not taking your meds and gay obsessed, Jesus wants you shot in the head. And Jesus Dosen't Have Schizophrenic People.
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Old 01-19-2014, 10:43 PM   #14
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Seriously. I know he's ill. I know it's not his fault. I feel bad for him.

But since when is it ok to spam the board with a bunch of crazy links? To promote hate and bullets to the head? He is not our patient or child.
I am generally anti ban. This is different. He had a time out. He clearly learned zero. Are we waiting for him to make another specific death threat?
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Old 01-19-2014, 10:47 PM   #15
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wait a second sexobon now your really crossing the line im is here to talk dirty to me..
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