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07-27-2014, 03:18 PM
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Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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I've never smoked it. Though, I hear it does work well in some PTSD studies. Lookout for that rooster! They are the most evil & spiteful creatures in the world. When my daughters aren't around, I have to wear a motorcycle helmet and carry a tennis racket for protection in the back yard. I swear, one day I will get my revenge on that rooster
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07-27-2014, 03:21 PM
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Fucktard Resistance League
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07-27-2014, 03:28 PM
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Fucktard Resistance League
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 Since then, I've wised up. Instead of just letting young chickens grow up pretty much on their own, when they're very young you need to hold and cuddle and carry them (especially the roos) around with you ALL THE TIME whenever you're in the chicken yard. Once they know you're their friend - and that you're their boss whenever you're in the chicken yard - they don't usually come after people. Usually. 
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07-27-2014, 07:46 PM
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Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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I'm the only one Red attacks. I think my youngest daughter could sit there and pluck out his feathers one by one and he would be happy. The kids say when I'm fighting with him, he thinks I'm doing a wing dance.
I hate roosters, squirrels, and humming birds. Can't forget the spiders either
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07-27-2014, 09:13 PM
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I can hear my ears
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Is there no cock whisperer that could show you how to dominate your cock? Put your knee on its chest and get all up in your cook's biness?
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07-28-2014, 05:59 AM
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still says videotape
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You're supposed to essentially ignore roosters. It's when they get habituated to handling and/or pushed around that they get dangerous.
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07-28-2014, 07:32 AM
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I can hear my ears
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So, in other words, if you handle your cock too much, it might go off? Got it.
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07-28-2014, 10:22 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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I recently met someone who buys his supply wholesale through some sort of channel for $275. / oz.
A bunch of different flavors, apparently. Oh, and Glinda? Nice cock! (The two words you don't want to hear in the men's room)
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07-28-2014, 05:15 PM
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still says videotape
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07-29-2014, 12:09 AM
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Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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07-29-2014, 12:11 AM
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trying hard to be a better person
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We had a rooster who was quite nasty. I used to just sink the boot in if he tried it on me, but my boys were small when we had him and they kept getting scratched.
He tasted quite good.
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07-29-2014, 01:15 AM
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Fucktard Resistance League
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Yeah, two of my former roos turned ugly on me, but I never got friendly with either of them when they were chicks. The two I've had since then got a lot of attention as chicks and turned out to be very nice roos who never gave me or my neighbors (they care for my birds when I'm out of town) a bit of trouble.
It also depends on the breed. I can tell you that Americauna roos are real shitheads; leghorns and dorkings, not so much.  "Dorkings." *snicker* |
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07-30-2014, 05:09 PM
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Junior Master Dwellar
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07-30-2014, 05:14 PM
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Radical Centrist
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Cock or hell?
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07-30-2014, 05:33 PM
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still says videotape
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My cock has been getting up at 5 as well...
 Truly though I may have to put the bastard in the freezer.
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