STOP RHYMING, I MEAN IT! - Page 2

jinx · 06-30-2009, 12:47 PM

Looks like it comes by the ton Shaw.... or sometimes the cubic yard.

Shawnee123 · 06-30-2009, 12:49 PM

It comes by the ton?
Then I don't want none!

Sundae · 06-30-2009, 03:24 PM

Give me enough of that Arizona tea
And I'll come round yours and poop for free!

(or is that Long Island? You furriners are all the same to me)

Can you help me rhyme my heatwave Dwellars?

Glinda · 06-30-2009, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Can you help me rhyme my heatwave Dwellars?

Have you considered
"Close shave, Sellers!"?

monster · 06-30-2009, 08:54 PM

your rhyming sucks
like solo fucks
have you considered stepping back to
line up your ducks

you need to chill
or take a pill
your current way of rhyming post makes
us feel quite ill

Urbane Guerrilla · 07-01-2009, 05:49 PM

X-Lydia wrote this to St. Thomas (Will-
iams)

I do not trust James Bond
I think he can understand
For ev'ry place he goes blows up
He is a dang'rous man

I do not trust James Bond
And here's for the reason why:
For ev'ry lady James Bond loves
Is surely doomed to die

My song must have its end,
But in this world and beyond
Of one thing I am absolutely sure
I do not trust James Bond!

Sundae · 07-01-2009, 07:23 PM

Guerilla; for your only good,
Stick to recipes and food,
Resist the politic sirens' call
And thus remain a friend to all.

Gravdigr · 07-06-2009, 01:51 PM

All this whining y'all can quit
Because I simply don't give a shit.

lumberjim · 07-06-2009, 05:50 PM

not even a little bit?

Gravdigr, when you dig my grave, would you make it shallow?
so that I can feel the rain? Gravdigr?

I guess it doesnt rhyme after all

Gravdigr · 07-07-2009, 02:47 PM

Hey that was pretty damn cool
I don't like Dave Matthews as a rule
Wish I played like he can do it
Thanks Jim for turning me on to it!

toranokaze · 07-28-2009, 07:37 PM

That plan doesn't seem very sound.

monster · 07-28-2009, 08:01 PM

Which plan? the shallow ground?

06-30-2009, 12:47 PM	#16
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Looks like it comes by the ton Shaw.... or sometimes the cubic yard. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

06-30-2009, 12:49 PM	#17
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	It comes by the ton? Then I don't want none! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-30-2009, 08:54 PM	#20
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	your rhyming sucks like solo fucks have you considered stepping back to line up your ducks you need to chill or take a pill your current way of rhyming post makes us feel quite ill __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-01-2009, 05:49 PM	#21
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	X-Lydia wrote this to St. Thomas (Will- iams) I do not trust James Bond I think he can understand For ev'ry place he goes blows up He is a dang'rous man I do not trust James Bond And here's for the reason why: For ev'ry lady James Bond loves Is surely doomed to die My song must have its end, But in this world and beyond Of one thing I am absolutely sure I do not trust James Bond! __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

07-06-2009, 01:51 PM	#23
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	All this whining y'all can quit Because I simply don't give a shit. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-30-2009, 03:24 PM	#18
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Give me enough of that Arizona tea And I'll come round yours and poop for free! (or is that Long Island? You furriners are all the same to me) Can you help me rhyme my heatwave Dwellars?

07-01-2009, 07:23 PM	#22
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Guerilla; for your only good, Stick to recipes and food, Resist the politic sirens' call And thus remain a friend to all.

07-06-2009, 05:50 PM	#24
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	not even a little bit? Gravdigr, when you dig my grave, would you make it shallow? so that I can feel the rain? Gravdigr? I guess it doesnt rhyme after all __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-07-2009, 02:47 PM	#25
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Hey that was pretty damn cool I don't like Dave Matthews as a rule Wish I played like he can do it Thanks Jim for turning me on to it! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-28-2009, 07:37 PM	#26
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	That plan doesn't seem very sound. __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

07-28-2009, 08:01 PM	#27
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Which plan? the shallow ground? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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