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Old 12-29-2008, 02:33 AM   #1
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What Confucius should of say

....man put man on moon, why not replace toilet roll.
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Old 12-29-2008, 08:28 AM   #2
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...man make decaf coffee that taste good, why not replace toilet roll.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 12-29-2008, 08:45 AM   #3
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man make wife give him oral, why not make her replace toilet roll?
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Old 12-29-2008, 09:10 AM   #4
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man make toilet roll, why not woman replace toilet roll?
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Old 12-29-2008, 09:18 AM   #5
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woman made from man's rib, why not replace toilet roll?
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Old 12-29-2008, 09:24 AM   #6
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"man's rib make good toilet paper holder."
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Old 12-29-2008, 09:29 AM   #7
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why not, woman hold and replace roll?
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Old 12-29-2008, 10:19 AM   #8
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flint replace woman with toilet paper roll
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Old 12-29-2008, 11:59 AM   #9
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man has wife to wash underwear, why need toilet roll?
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Old 12-29-2008, 12:10 PM   #10
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man can have memories, why not toilet paper roll memories.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
—James Barrie


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Old 12-30-2008, 12:29 AM   #11
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man can have memories, but not remember toilet paper rolls name in morning.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.

I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.



Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years
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