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Old 10-23-2006, 04:31 PM   #16
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This is a trick question: if you say you want to fuck paris Hilton, we'll know you're attracted to ten-year-old boys.
The only one I'd want to marry would be Drew.
I really really really dislike Julia Roberts. Not physically attractive, can't act.
Paris has the experience to make one fuck an interesting proposition, so to speak. I might learn something, and you gotta figuere she's good, with all the practice.
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Old 10-23-2006, 04:36 PM   #17
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Kill Mel, F Trump, Marry Bill??!?

Ugh, this is so unsatisfying. UT, please nominate another male triumverate.
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Old 10-23-2006, 04:39 PM   #18
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I think someone else should do it, it's harder than it seems
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Old 10-23-2006, 04:53 PM   #19
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As per my GF here are three candidates. Although I have no idea how this really works - Just delete this if my selection sucks

George Clooney
McDreamy (Don't know his real name)
Matthew Mchonehey
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Old 10-23-2006, 05:21 PM   #20
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Of the three above:
F McConaughey
M George
K McDreamy (don't know who this is so who cares?)

Of UT's three:
F Gibson (early years mad max and lethal weapon - not drunk jew hater)
M Clinton (he's a dog - but the conversation would never be boring)
K trump (The hair's gotta go)



New female selection:

Paula Zahn


anne hathaway


Jenny McCarthy
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Old 10-23-2006, 05:32 PM   #21
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OK, Anne Hathaway, all I know is she's an actress that has some decent work and, also, has had a photograph made of her and then subsequently photoshopped to be my near ideal, i.e., as above.

J McCarthy actually has some level of wit, but then appeared to just be a sex symbol of some sort, and then her cartoonish image seemed to be annoying and bear no actual talent.

Paula Zahn looks very nice and has the intelligence needed to be a decent newsreader. However, if I was doin her, I would always wonder whether I could upgrade to that Kyra Phillips, or (mmmm) Soledad O'Brien. I think she was also involved in that "remove the hawk" incident a few years ago in which she was at least initially on the side of having the hawk removed.

So I would marry Paula, with some reservations, because having fucked Anne I had experienced all I had needed to, hotness dream wise. Bye Jenny, sorry.
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Old 10-23-2006, 07:17 PM   #22
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Fuck Anne
Marry Zahn
Kill McCarthy

This was a tough one. Is having a polyamorous quad with all three completely out of the question?
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Old 10-23-2006, 08:16 PM   #23
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Of the first group of women, I can only see Drew as a potential wife. She seems friendly and warm, and approachable. I might be able to tolerate being married to her. I can't stand Paris, so she would have to die, and that leaves Julia for a fun time. Probably best that way, when you consider the number of husbands Julia has gone through.

The second group, I'd marry Paula, because she can probably hold up her end of a conversation. I don't really know anything about Anne, and she doesn't do much for me anyway, so I'd get rid of her, and I'd have some fun with Jenny. She doesn't seem too inhibited and isn't as vacuous as her image.
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Old 10-23-2006, 08:25 PM   #24
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Mel Gibson - Kill
Donald Trump - Kill
Bill Clinton - Kill

I wouldn't want to have to touch any of these three, so they'd all have to go.
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Old 10-23-2006, 08:38 PM   #25
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As per my GF here are three candidates. Although I have no idea how this really works - Just delete this if my selection sucks

George Clooney
McDreamy (Don't know his real name)
Matthew Mchonehey

Ohhhh

Fuck - George (more than once though)
Marry - mmmm McDreamy!!!!
Kim - McHonehey
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Old 10-23-2006, 08:38 PM   #26
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Ali - you fucked Gary Sweet but you wouldnt fuck Mel?
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Old 10-23-2006, 08:39 PM   #27
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Of the first group ,
Drew for a wife , wild child
Julia , for fun
Paris , well I would eat about a half case of Viagra , strap on a Knobby condom and show her what for !!!!!!!

Marry Anne ,
F Paula ,
and shoot Jenny,
AHHHHHHHH !!!!
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Old 10-23-2006, 08:46 PM   #28
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Ducks...my ummm...taste has changed over the years. Besides, I was drunk and stoned with Mr Sweet...so it doesn't even count.
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Old 10-23-2006, 10:35 PM   #29
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Julia Roberts
Drew Barrymore
Paris Hilton
I honestly can't decide between Julia and Paris for the cliff-pushing. I guess I'd go with Paris, just because she's more obnoxious. Of the three Drew is the only one I'd consider spending the rest of my life with, so I guess Julia gets tagged b default.
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Old 10-24-2006, 10:12 AM   #30
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...upgrade to that Kyra Phillips, or (mmmm) Soledad O'Brien...
My new fav is Brianna Keilar.

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