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Old 04-12-2019, 09:01 PM   #1756
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I love this part:

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As the clock ticks away a lifetime,
hold your head up to the gun of a million cathode ray tubes
aimed at your tiny skull.
May you find sweet inspiration, may your memory not be dull.
May you rise to dizzy success.
May your wit be quick and strong.
May you constantly amaze us.
May your answers not be wrong.
May your head be on your shoulders.
May your tongue be in your cheek.
And most of all we pray that you may come back next week!
Be a quiz kid.
Be a whiz kid.
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Old 04-14-2019, 10:16 AM   #1757
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Lead singer of The Prodigy was found dead today. Keith Flint was 49. Looks like a suicide.

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The band's long-time body guard, Con, just died.
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Old 04-16-2019, 08:05 AM   #1758
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Aw, man, Georgette died.

She passed on April 12.

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Georgia Engel
played Georgette Baxter on the Mary Tyler Moore Show for 5 years.

Cause of death is unknown, she was a Christian Science practitioner, and as such did not consult doctors. She was 70.
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Old 04-30-2019, 08:07 AM   #1759
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Director/producer John Singleton
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Old 05-03-2019, 06:33 PM   #1760
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Old 05-10-2019, 08:44 AM   #1761
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Remember Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom? Remember Marlin Perkins?

Well, do you remember the guy who did all the dirty work?

Jim Fowler died on May 8th. His fish was complications from heart disease.

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I'm going to describe it from this nice warm studio, while my friend Jim attempts to circumcise a live water buffalo.
~Some comedian
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Old 05-17-2019, 09:27 AM   #1762
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Aw, shit, man.

Grumpy Cat,

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(real name Tardar Sauce) has died (May 14). She was 7 years old. The mixed breed cat died of complications of a urinary tract infection.

Her 'grumpy' appearance was caused by an underbite, and feline dwarfism.
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Old 05-17-2019, 09:35 AM   #1763
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Also, architect, and crossword puzzle clue/answer I.M. Pei died May 16, at 102. As for his fish...He was 102!

He and his wife were married for over 70 yrs when she died in 2014.
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Old 05-17-2019, 12:19 PM   #1764
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Grumpy Cat, aka Tardar Sauce, 7.

This is a true loss for the Internet. Grumpy Cat represented a better time, when we used social media to just enjoy pictures of a cat who looked grumpy.
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Old 05-17-2019, 02:32 PM   #1765
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I cried real tears when i read about Her this morning.
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Old 05-17-2019, 06:40 PM   #1766
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She even gets a NYTimes obituary, well done

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/17/b...-cat-dead.html
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Old 05-18-2019, 10:16 AM   #1767
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Writer Herman Wouk, if ya can believe he was still alive to begin with.

The author of The Caine Mutiny, The Winds of War, and War and Remembrance died in his sleep, ten days shy of his 104th birthday.
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Old 05-21-2019, 07:38 AM   #1768
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Former F1 World Champion Niki Lauda

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died in his sleep yesterday (May 20), at the age of 70.

His and James hunt's F1 rivalry was the subject of the movie Rush.
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Old 05-26-2019, 03:15 PM   #1769
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Old 05-30-2019, 06:14 PM   #1770
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Leon Redbone ,
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