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Old 06-29-2012, 09:04 AM   #1
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What would happen if ...

What would happen if Chuck Norris tried to smash a Nokia mobile phone?
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Old 06-29-2012, 09:05 AM   #2
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The mobile phone would break.
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Old 06-29-2012, 09:59 AM   #3
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The person holding the other end of the line would be smashed into delicious human flavored jam.
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Old 06-29-2012, 11:27 AM   #4
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Jam? A savory chutney perhaps. But delicious nonetheless.
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Old 06-29-2012, 11:28 AM   #5
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Old 06-29-2012, 11:42 AM   #6
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Finland would fall into the sea.
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Old 06-29-2012, 03:04 PM   #7
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All deserts would turn to glass.
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Old 06-29-2012, 03:11 PM   #8
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Aliens would land on the planet....President Obama would call Chuck...(cross thread points?)
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Old 06-29-2012, 03:50 PM   #9
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From then on it would be called just KIA.
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