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Old 01-02-2013, 09:11 PM   #1
toranokaze
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And more tastless jokes

What is black and blue and hates sex?
I don't know but it is locked in my trunk

What is the difference between Sara Palin and Joan of Arc?
One was burned for her beliefs and one should have been.

What did the kid with cancer get on the holidays?
AIDS

I hear the people in Florida are good; finger licking good.

What is the difference between wearing a hoodie at night and drag racing.
You might live though drag racing.

How is fucking your Mom like watching the Senate?
Both make you want to tear your eyes out.

They said letting the races marry will lead to gay marriage.
Now they say gay marriage will lead let people get married to turtles.
AND I CAN'T WAIT.
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