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Old 10-19-2011, 08:48 AM   #1546
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Say, Infinite Monkey, this might be a good time for you to change handles again.
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Old 10-19-2011, 08:50 AM   #1547
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Oh, and I just realized Zanesville isn't THAT far from my brother's cottage in H Hills, and if the animules escaped into the heavily wooded areas.

My whole family is going there this weekend. I'll let you know if I see a giraffe.

May sound crazy, but I'm not letting the nieces wander the trails alone. I wonder if my brother will let me carry his shotgun?
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Old 10-19-2011, 08:52 AM   #1548
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Say, Infinite Monkey, this might be a good time for you to change handles again.
Yes, you may be right.

What do you think? Infinite Dove? Infinite Manatee? Infinite Puppy?
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Old 10-19-2011, 08:52 AM   #1549
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Yes, but it won't be loaded.
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Old 10-19-2011, 08:53 AM   #1550
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you know there's a panther roaming around north dayton, don't you?
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Old 10-19-2011, 08:55 AM   #1551
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There is? Whoa! Where did that come from?
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Old 10-19-2011, 08:55 AM   #1552
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I wonder why the deputies had to be shot when they arrived.
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Old 10-19-2011, 08:56 AM   #1553
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I'll beat the bear to death with the butt of the gun. Not even a wild tiger or lion wants to mess with a perimenopausal depressive with anxiety attacks and years of pent-up anger.
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Old 10-19-2011, 08:58 AM   #1554
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I wonder why the deputies had to be shot when they arrived.
Journalists today... the standards have hit bottom.
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Old 10-19-2011, 08:59 AM   #1555
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There is? Whoa! Where did that come from?
Well, when a mummy panther and a daddy panther like each other very much ...
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Old 10-19-2011, 09:00 AM   #1556
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There were quite a few errors in that piece, but that was the funniest. I thought the tv in Africa thing was funny too. lol
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Old 10-19-2011, 10:12 AM   #1557
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They found the perp
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Old 10-19-2011, 10:19 AM   #1558
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nah, it was this guy.
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Old 10-20-2011, 10:07 AM   #1559
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Study: Teens' IQ may fluctuate over time

Well, duh !
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Old 10-20-2011, 04:48 PM   #1560
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Study: Teens' IQ may fluctuate over time

Well, duh !
What did they take besides the tests?
Alcohol? Pot? Crack?
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