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Old 03-20-2009, 07:53 AM   #76
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-shudders- That just does not sound fun at ALL, LabRat. Yikes.


Another note: "ribbed for her pleasure" does NOT include METAL objects. EVER.
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Old 03-20-2009, 07:55 AM   #77
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you're thinking about the saw-dildo, aren't you?
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Old 03-20-2009, 08:19 AM   #78
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Since we're giving helpful suggestions: guys, the goal is not to erase the damn thing!
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Old 03-20-2009, 09:35 AM   #79
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you're thinking about the saw-dildo, aren't you?
Or perhaps the "drilldo".

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Since we're giving helpful suggestions: guys, the goal is not to erase the damn thing!
It's not??

I guess I won't be needing this after all.
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Old 03-20-2009, 10:28 AM   #80
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Well wait a minute...
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Old 03-20-2009, 10:42 AM   #81
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Or a midnight snack... what about for midnight snacks?



Note to the uninformed: Do NOT, under ANY circumstances, eat out immediately after eating anything containing curry or capsacin. Unless, of course, your partner LIKES to have his/her genitals seared off his/her body. In which case, knock yourself out. Yes, experience speaks.
Ouch.
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Old 03-24-2009, 03:39 PM   #82
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Oh, honey, trust me. It's a thousand times worse for a girl. We've got more exposed mucous membranes!
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Old 03-24-2009, 03:42 PM   #83
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@ Monster and SteveDallas: Yes, on both accounts. Although there was also a video being circulated amongst my husband's cow orkers that featured an implement that looked something like a cross between an aluminum baseball bat and an aloe leaf, with the little spikes all over.
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Old 03-24-2009, 06:18 PM   #84
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Since we're giving helpful suggestions: guys, the goal is not to erase the damn thing!
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Old 03-24-2009, 06:57 PM   #85
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Old 03-24-2009, 06:58 PM   #86
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Hungry. I am so hungry.
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Old 03-26-2009, 11:18 PM   #87
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Since we're giving helpful suggestions: guys, the goal is not to erase the damn thing!
Well if someone had, that would explain why I can never find the damn thing. Get it pierced or something will ya? Or maybe tattoo a big arrow, <----- HERE IT IS.

Jim, Shawnee beat ya for speed and simplicity.
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Old 03-30-2009, 03:00 PM   #88
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Hi
Im really new to this, im not sure what to say. but hear it goes. recently ive found out that im a sub. I guess what they call a life style sub. ide like to meet a female dom, for discussion or maybe more. I’m not into a lot of pain, mostly just control, I like to be owned. im not sure how to meet people like this... if some one has advice on what I can do, could you email me? if you have questions I can aswer them.
Jaden_alucard@hotmail.com
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Old 03-30-2009, 06:01 PM   #89
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Nice to meet you McGhee, but that Jaden chick did a vanishing act. I doubt she even chekcs by, though who knows, she may lurk.
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Old 03-30-2009, 06:28 PM   #90
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Nice to meet you McGhee, but that Jaden chick did a vanishing act. I doubt she even chekcs by, though who knows, she may lurk.
Man, that is just his luck! :p
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