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Old 10-14-2016, 11:47 AM   #1
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Schmuck | Definition of Schmuck by Merriam-Webster

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/schmuck

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Old 10-14-2016, 11:52 AM   #2
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Heh, have someone specific in mind, do ya?
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Old 10-14-2016, 12:02 PM   #3
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I love it that in German, Schmuck means jewelry. You walk down the streets of cities there, and there are windows full of shiny bling with the huge word SCHMUCK printed over them. It always made me silently agree with them. Anyone who spends a king's ransom on shiny bits of metal or glittery rocks is a schmuck indeed.
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Old 10-14-2016, 12:14 PM   #4
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You know what you'll find when you look up "Idiot" in the dictionary?


A picture of me?

No!. You'll find the definition of the word "Idiot". Which you fucking are!

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Old 10-19-2016, 07:48 PM   #5
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Old 10-20-2016, 12:21 AM   #6
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Old 10-20-2016, 03:22 AM   #7
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Seems like Johnny's tryin' to increase his thread count.
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Old 10-20-2016, 06:19 AM   #8
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Just experimenting...seeing how this app works...

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Old 10-20-2016, 09:53 AM   #9
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Works best when you put words in there
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Old 10-20-2016, 04:02 PM   #10
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Scent...just sayin'.
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Old 10-20-2016, 04:05 PM   #11
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Old 10-20-2016, 04:12 PM   #12
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More important is the origin: Yiddish for penis.

Also, "dork" used to mean penis. I learned this from Gary Larson, when he told the story of a newspaper rejecting his comic's punchline even though he clearly meant it as "nerd."
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Old 10-20-2016, 04:17 PM   #13
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Oh my.
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