Emergency Food Test - Page 3

BigV · 05-25-2011, 07:14 PM

Assume the position.

TheMercenary · 05-25-2011, 09:24 PM

My Cheetos are shaped like Jesus, so I am safe.

Glinda · 05-26-2011, 01:49 AM

Excellent thread - testing the shelf life of car rations.

I've had an "emergency" stash of 9 or 11 Quaker chewy granola bars (or whatthefuckever) in my truck for at least a year now, probably more like two.

Should I.....?

I'm afraid!!

casimendocina · 05-26-2011, 08:13 AM

Go on....

Lola Bunny · 05-29-2011, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glinda

Excellent thread - testing the shelf life of car rations.

I've had an "emergency" stash of 9 or 11 Quaker chewy granola bars (or whatthefuckever) in my truck for at least a year now, probably more like two.

Should I.....?

I'm afraid!!

Offer one to a hobo and watch him eat it. If he doesn't keel over, then they're safe.

morethanpretty · 05-29-2011, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

The whole number* should have been "0118 999 881 999 119 725 3," so I guess I was missing more than just the last four digits.

* The new emergency telephone number

There is a handy jingle to help you remember that number. Don't forget the number isn't the only thing to change. There are nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers.

Am I wrong or am I the first post of 3 pages that actually seems to get this joke? Dwellers, you are disappoint.

HungLikeJesus · 05-29-2011, 08:46 PM

Thanks MTP. I thought maybe nobody knew that the number had changed.

I can't get the number out of my head - except for the last seven digits.

morethanpretty · 05-29-2011, 08:55 PM

Its easy!

05-25-2011, 07:14 PM	#31
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TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	My Cheetos are shaped like Jesus, so I am safe. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

05-29-2011, 08:46 PM	#37
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Thanks MTP. I thought maybe nobody knew that the number had changed. I can't get the number out of my head - except for the last seven digits. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

05-29-2011, 08:55 PM	#38
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05-26-2011, 01:49 AM	#33
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	Excellent thread - testing the shelf life of car rations. I've had an "emergency" stash of 9 or 11 Quaker chewy granola bars (or whatthefuckever) in my truck for at least a year now, probably more like two. Should I.....? I'm afraid!!

05-26-2011, 08:13 AM	#34
casimendocina Professor Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,622	Go on....

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