The Cellar  

Go Back   The Cellar > Main > Nothingland

Nothingland Something about nothing - game threads, diversions, time-wasters

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 06-18-2014, 03:06 PM   #16
monster
I hear them call the tide
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 30,852
learned that Hebe's boyfriend's mom thinks he should be consuming a maximum of 2,000 calories per day. he's 17, 6'2" and athletic (at least two workouts a day)

__________________
The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart
monster is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-18-2014, 03:47 PM   #17
BigV
Goon Squad Leader
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 27,063
eating/mental disorders are contagious. she sounds like a carrier.
__________________
Be Just and Fear Not.
BigV is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-18-2014, 04:52 PM   #18
monster
I hear them call the tide
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 30,852
indeed. Fortunately he has his head screwed on right. he is skinny, but not unnaturally so. And you can't stop a 17yo boy eating if they're set on it.
__________________
The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart
monster is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-18-2014, 04:53 PM   #19
monster
I hear them call the tide
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 30,852
She also won't let him cross 4-lane roads.

They all love it when Hebe goes to dinner because then they get pizza. And only then
__________________
The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart
monster is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-18-2014, 07:39 PM   #20
lumberjim
I can hear my ears
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
I just watched the US vs Ghana match on on demand. We won again.
__________________
This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality
Embrace this moment, remember
We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan
lumberjim is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-18-2014, 09:32 PM   #21
fargon
Person who doesn't update the user title
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: La Crosse, WI
Posts: 8,924
bought a new to me Weber gas grill. Pix to follow.
__________________
Annoy the ones that ignore you!!!
I live a blessed life
I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!!
Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.
fargon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-19-2014, 06:54 AM   #22
nowhereman
sliding down the razor blade of life
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: just over the edge
Posts: 228
Friend with teenage son - "Did you know that is physiologically impossible to overfeed the adolescent male?"
nowhereman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-19-2014, 07:35 AM   #23
Aliantha
trying hard to be a better person
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posts: 16,493
I just got into bed. Next, i will sleep. G'night.
__________________
Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber
Aliantha is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-19-2014, 07:51 AM   #24
Carruthers
Junior Master Dwellar
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Buckinghamshire UK
Posts: 4,059
I just Googled "I just" and top text result was this:

Name:  Capture.JPG
Views: 174
Size:  15.1 KB


Now don't quote me on this, but I suspect that not everyone posting on that site has the same rigorous attitude towards accuracy and truth that we are used to elsewhere on the Internet.

Other opinions are available.
__________________
Carruthers is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-19-2014, 08:13 AM   #25
footfootfoot
To shreds, you say?
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
Just finished season 2 of Orange is the new black. Good wrap up.
__________________
The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs
footfootfoot is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-19-2014, 08:34 AM   #26
Sundae
polaroid of perfection
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 24,185
I wish I'd just made love.
But in fact what happened was more useful, if just as squichy.

I found the reason for the increasingly jarring smell in my bathroom.
It was the towel I used to mop up the orange juice that Diz knocked over. Diz has been cleaned and combed and lost patches of hair and is now a clean smooth cat, albeit one who skitters at the sound of my indrawn breath, believing it's a prelude to BIG SHOUTING.

I didn't think about the fact that juice is a "live" product as it were.
I just put the towel with the clothes in the "dirty bin" to wash when I had enough whites to make up a reasonable sized washed. This is quite a nice piece of furniture which has a drawer for my meds on top and a hinged
__________________
Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac
Sundae is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-19-2014, 08:56 AM   #27
BigV
Goon Squad Leader
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 27,063
I just wonder about the rest of your story, Sundae.
__________________
Be Just and Fear Not.
BigV is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-19-2014, 09:02 AM   #28
glatt
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
Posts: 27,717
Years ago I stupidly did the same thing with a towel used to clean up an entire glass of spilled milk.

I left it in the basement by the washing machine for a couple days and it smelled like there was a dead animal down there. When I finally tracked down the smell, I felt really dumb.
glatt is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-19-2014, 09:04 AM   #29
Sundae
polaroid of perfection
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 24,185
Bloody hell! The bacteria on the towel ate my post!
It was there. It was. Honest.

I can never recapture the sheer quality of the original.
But it was about having the stinky thing in the washing machine on boil wash right now.
And that this was more about an attempt to be ecologically sound by not washing every single item separately and not to do with me being a slattern.
__________________
Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac
Sundae is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-19-2014, 09:14 AM   #30
DanaC
We have to go back, Kate!
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 25,964
Slatterns of the world unite!
__________________
Quote:
There's only so much punishment a man can take in pursuit of punani. - Sundae
http://sites.google.com/site/danispoetry/
DanaC is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 06:39 PM.


Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.