Holy fucking perfume, Batman

lumberjim · 04-21-2009, 09:10 PM

gah!

morethanpretty · 04-21-2009, 09:34 PM

Where can I buy?

lumberjim · 04-21-2009, 10:45 PM

I was actually worried that I might smell like a whore when i got home after an hour ride.

she smelled like she had rubbed a dry bar of perfume soap all over herself.

OH!

and a couple weeks ago, I was at the gym...and there was one of those Old Lady exercise groups going on in the big pool....
....with the extra perky instructor acting out water exercises on the side of the pool...

so....after they got out, i wanted to go swim a couple laps.....OH MY GOD

it was perfume soup.

stop the fucking madness ladies!

monster · 04-21-2009, 10:49 PM

that's why i stopped swimming at the old people soup pool near here. it was a regular lily-of-the-valley and mothballs vs old spice and old socks battle.

Shawnee123 · 04-22-2009, 07:56 AM

Eau de Convalescence.

04-21-2009, 09:10 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Holy fucking perfume, Batman gah! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-21-2009, 09:34 PM	#2
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	Where can I buy? __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

04-21-2009, 10:45 PM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I was actually worried that I might smell like a whore when i got home after an hour ride. she smelled like she had rubbed a dry bar of perfume soap all over herself. OH! and a couple weeks ago, I was at the gym...and there was one of those Old Lady exercise groups going on in the big pool.... ....with the extra perky instructor acting out water exercises on the side of the pool... so....after they got out, i wanted to go swim a couple laps.....OH MY GOD it was perfume soup. stop the fucking madness ladies! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-21-2009, 10:49 PM	#4
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	that's why i stopped swimming at the old people soup pool near here. it was a regular lily-of-the-valley and mothballs vs old spice and old socks battle. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-22-2009, 07:56 AM	#5
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Eau de Convalescence. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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