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Old 01-22-2014, 04:47 PM   #31
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An anchovy's butt.
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Old 01-23-2014, 06:26 AM   #32
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An anchovy's butt.

I will have to share that with the mm.
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Old 10-02-2014, 09:06 PM   #33
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The entire house. beest accidentally cremated a bagel in the microwave last night. late last night. it's unbelievable how bad it smells. tempted to bring in a roadkill skunk just to mask it....

Stupidly, I put on the jeans I was wearing as I waved a towel underneath the smoke detector to stop it waking the sprogs because my plan for the day was gardening so I figured they'd be fine. Sooooo wrong. I was ready to barf after two school runs, thinking the smell was seared into my nostrils until I worked out it was the jeans. Fortunately I had a pair of shorts in the car and ran into the school and changed into those. despite the temp baing jeans and sweater weather
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Old 10-02-2014, 09:20 PM   #34
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My dog, Buddy smells like, well a stinking dog.
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Old 10-03-2014, 04:15 PM   #35
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I'm sending you an envelope of cat breath, that'll make Buddy smell like he's been humped by a French whore.
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Old 10-03-2014, 04:38 PM   #36
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Fencing jacket stinks to high heaven. Does old person sweat smell worse than young person sweat, cuz I swear my gear never stunk this bad bitd.
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Old 10-03-2014, 05:03 PM   #37
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The pantry - I think something in the fridge has transmogrified into an alien creature.
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Old 10-03-2014, 06:37 PM   #38
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Fencing jacket stinks to high heaven. Does old person sweat smell worse than young person sweat, cuz I swear my gear never stunk this bad bitd.
Mayhaps since school started, you're aggression-to-be-sweat-out level has had reason to increase.
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Old 10-04-2014, 05:57 AM   #39
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you may have a point
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Old 10-04-2014, 09:16 AM   #40
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The smell doesn't change, but your sensitivity might and how much you care definitely does. The hockey boys seem to take pride in the pong
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Old 10-04-2014, 10:30 AM   #41
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Oh, speaking of Hockey Boy... the Pucker-Up may be in order.
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Old 10-04-2014, 12:05 PM   #42
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If I had a million dollars I'd buy everyone here a bottle of this stuff:

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Old 10-04-2014, 01:40 PM   #43
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For the woefully uninformed:

Prairie dogging
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Old 10-04-2014, 02:12 PM   #44
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If I had a million dollars I'd buy everyone here a bottle of this stuff:



and there's this:

underwear patch to make your farts smell like mint
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Old 10-04-2014, 03:10 PM   #45
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Prairie dogging
Yes.
cf: Turtling
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