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Old 07-27-2010, 05:44 AM   #1
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Yeah....ok (may be written NSFW at times)

Sooooo, those of you who have known me for a little while....will know that my morals tend to be non existant at the best of times, and I tend to frequent sites that promote casual "flings"

Ocassionally, I get a few gems through the inbox...


29 yr old dude....

hey sweet how are you?

hey call me crazy..
call me nuts for many have

life is to be lived and enjoyed...

so here i go and i am totally totally
serious

am a rich man who travels a lot and
want to have fun

lots of naughty fun with no strings...

will you be the lady that takes the chance...

and wins the favours of this rich man...

be daring and live...





36 yr old dude

Youd look great bent over my bonnet
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Old 07-27-2010, 06:37 AM   #2
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I'd say you're a girl who likes to have fun.

Nothing wrong with that!
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Old 07-27-2010, 09:21 AM   #3
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Depends if he's driving that bonnet, or wearing it.
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Old 07-28-2010, 02:30 AM   #4
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Im skeptical of the 29 yr old *rich* dude....whatez


42 yr old
I have a proposition for you, I am wealthy and love to spoil a women who deserves it, you might fit the bill.
I travel a lot and would love a companion, as you would be traveling, I would gladly pay your daily bills and help financially, the trips would be fully funded.
While I am conducting business, I would leave you to shop pretty women style



Hmmmm....I wonder what my price tag is?
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Old 07-28-2010, 02:55 AM   #5
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If that's the site I think it is, you're right to be skeptical. Get pics and have a couple of dates and see how things go. I guess you'd probably find it tough to travel too much though, but those types of guys can be good for fun when they're 'in town'.
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Old 07-28-2010, 04:17 AM   #6
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The guys I have met always come bearing gifts...its kinda weird, but nice

I just find it amusing that guys think if they tell me they are gonna pay for my bills and spoil me, that they will get me into bed.....


wait a minute....hmmm....
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Old 07-28-2010, 04:25 AM   #7
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If you can handle it, then why not.
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Old 07-28-2010, 11:31 PM   #8
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Are we sensing a pattern here....

I have traveled all over the world,
worked all ove rthe world in my own businesses, under contract and as employee,
I have studied all my life and now earn enough to never worry but never want to stop getting challenges.
Perhaps my best challenge is to get you to tell me what you would like, how do I get your attention?
How do I get to have you tell me your wants and needs?
Do you want a mental challenge and thought provoking conversation? I can do that.
Do you want a sugar Daddy to keep you in comfort? Easy
Do you want fantastic sex, from an experienced, careful and thoughtful lover? I can do that.
Do you want to give me a hint???
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Old 07-29-2010, 12:14 AM   #9
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Well the ones that are settled, with a job and a mortgage, are too busy trying to just get along. They don't have the time, or resources, to court a high class babe such as yourself.
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Old 07-29-2010, 09:06 AM   #10
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It seems the problem is that they are announcing their intentions in advance. It's a bit tacky. Just dropping in "financially secure" and "generous" is more than enough. Otherwise you might just offer an hourly rate.
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Old 07-31-2010, 03:45 AM   #11
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Possibly other practical problems involved with offering an hourly rate. E.g. it then becomes some kind of contract between Ducks and whoever the financially secure world traveller bearing gifts while passing through town happens to be...but then if we refer to her other thread, is she still thinking of following up with one of these guys?
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Old 07-31-2010, 05:12 AM   #12
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Ha Casi, if I was going to follow up with one of these guys...HE would be organising it all and paying for it!!
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Old 08-01-2010, 04:37 AM   #13
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Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I see.
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Old 08-02-2010, 05:08 AM   #14
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I havent figured out how to say ....thanks but Im after someone taller....in a polite way yet
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Old 08-02-2010, 05:10 AM   #15
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Oh and ...thanks but Im not interested in someone from TURKEY!!...(I tried "Im looking for someone closer" - that didnt appear to get through)
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