The Cellar  

Go Back   The Cellar > Main > Nothingland

Nothingland Something about nothing - game threads, diversions, time-wasters

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 05-10-2012, 09:53 AM   #16
jimhelm
a beautiful fool
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: 39.939705
Posts: 4,504
WINKIE
__________________
There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool
jimhelm is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-10-2012, 10:39 AM   #17
infinite monkey
Person who doesn't update the user title
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 13,002
One-eyed wonder worm

Heat-seeking missle
infinite monkey is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-10-2012, 11:24 AM   #18
GunMaster357
Professor
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Brest (FRANCE)
Posts: 1,837
Pintle
__________________
"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce
GunMaster357 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-11-2012, 01:57 PM   #19
Gravdigr
The Un-Tuckian
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 32,587
Quote:
Originally Posted by infinite monkey View Post
One-eyed wonder worm

Meat-seeking missile
There I fixed it.
__________________


These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.
Gravdigr is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-11-2012, 02:05 PM   #20
infinite monkey
Person who doesn't update the user title
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 13,002
Originally it was heat-seeking moisture missile.

This came from the list Dr C handed out in my Human Sex class in college. I wish I still had the list.
infinite monkey is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-11-2012, 08:20 PM   #21
BigV
Goon Squad Leader
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 24,705
1) Lilyhammer
2) Tallywhacker
3) John Thomas
4) Dick
5) Willie
6) C'ock
7) Fuckstick
8) meat'n'two veg
9) lunchbox
10) pork sword
11) (active) member
12) Disappointment
13. Tackle
14. Nob (or knob)
14 (b). Prick
15. Peter
16. Wang
17. Schlong
18. Schlort
19. Dong
tinkle.
WINKIE
One-eyed wonder worm
Heat-seeking missle
Pintle
meat-seeking missile.
heat-seeking moisture missile.
28--Dipstick
__________________
Also a very stable genius.
BigV is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-11-2012, 09:23 PM   #22
infinite monkey
Person who doesn't update the user title
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 13,002
29) Lord Silly
infinite monkey is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-12-2012, 05:59 AM   #23
GunMaster357
Professor
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Brest (FRANCE)
Posts: 1,837
30) One-eyed snake
__________________
"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce
GunMaster357 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-12-2012, 06:00 AM   #24
GunMaster357
Professor
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Brest (FRANCE)
Posts: 1,837
31) Bald-headed yogurt slinger
__________________
"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce
GunMaster357 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-12-2012, 05:00 PM   #25
Gravdigr
The Un-Tuckian
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 32,587
Quote:
Originally Posted by GunMaster357 View Post
31) Bald-headed yogurt slinger
Know how a gay guy fakes an orgasm?

He moans and then he dumps hot yogurt on your back.

I mean....that's what I've heard.
__________________


These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.
Gravdigr is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2012, 05:13 PM   #26
Clodfobble
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 18,683
I actually knew a girl in college who wrote her thesis on cross-cultural penis slang. She had collected all sorts of great ones. But the only one I specifically remember was that in German it often gets referred to as a "paintbrush."
__________________
My book
My spirit animal
Clodfobble is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2012, 05:39 PM   #27
infinite monkey
Person who doesn't update the user title
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 13,002
German girls are easel.
infinite monkey is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-16-2012, 10:09 AM   #28
BigV
Goon Squad Leader
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 24,705
They sure were for me.
__________________
Also a very stable genius.
BigV is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-16-2012, 10:39 AM   #29
monster
So Like Literally Random
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 28,774
Quote:
Originally Posted by infinite monkey View Post
German girls are easel.
Maybe German boys are Frauleindulent about the broadness of their brush?
__________________
The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart
monster is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-16-2012, 10:54 AM   #30
monster
So Like Literally Random
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 28,774
NSFW

Quote:
Originally Posted by infinite monkey View Post
German girls are easel.
Fur dich:

.

.

.

Name:  hairy+cock+022.jpg
Views: 54
Size:  22.3 KB
__________________
The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart
monster is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 04:09 AM.


Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.