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Old 08-29-2019, 08:49 AM   #12646
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I had a friend who liked his cat, but not the footprints on the hood of his truck. He wired a motorcycle battery to the hood. In a short time the cat decided not to jump on the hood anymore.

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Old 08-29-2019, 04:21 PM   #12647
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Water works just as well. Spray 'em, spritz 'em, soak 'em w/a hose, or just throw a cup of water at them.
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Old 08-29-2019, 05:17 PM   #12648
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Water works just as well. Spray 'em, spritz 'em, soak 'em w/a hose, or just throw a cup of water at them.
Works like a charm.
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Old 08-29-2019, 11:51 PM   #12649
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No, it makes water spots on the truck plus they'll be back as soon as your back is turned. You don't have to damage them to make a bigger impression.
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Old 08-31-2019, 12:27 AM   #12650
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Mermaids have a crotch? I didn't know that.
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Old 08-31-2019, 03:30 AM   #12651
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I bet it's slippery in there
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Old 08-31-2019, 10:54 AM   #12652
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I once had a girlfriend who was a mermaid.

The relationship was doomed to fail.

Well, she wanted to remain halibut.

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Old 08-31-2019, 12:50 PM   #12653
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I bet it smells like fish
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Old 08-31-2019, 12:56 PM   #12654
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I once knew a mermaid named Tish
Who had one tail more than a fish
After tries and fails
To get twixt those tails
It is still my most fervent wish

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Old 08-31-2019, 01:01 PM   #12655
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Mermaids have a crotch? I didn't know that.
Melusine does.


The Starbucks logo is Melusine.



There's a Melusine statue outside my condo.
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Old 08-31-2019, 11:48 PM   #12656
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Never heard of a Melusine, but then I don't drink coffee. I didn't know you are left handed either.
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Old 09-01-2019, 11:59 AM   #12657
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I am, but how did you deduce that from that post/pics?
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Old 09-01-2019, 12:56 PM   #12658
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Old 09-01-2019, 01:06 PM   #12659
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Other photos in your flickr link, desk has mouse on left side of keyboard.
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Old 09-01-2019, 01:07 PM   #12660
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All stop!! All quiet!!
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