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Old 09-27-2016, 11:46 AM   #271
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That's just a little terrifying. So my saw will take my arm off in less than a second if I shove my arm in there.

They aren't kidding when they tell you to adjust the blade guide to only a quarter inch above the work piece so you can't cut an appendage off.
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Old 09-27-2016, 01:24 PM   #272
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No way could I do that for eight hours.

I got bored about thirty seconds in.
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Old 09-27-2016, 01:25 PM   #273
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He'd be several cuts past the mistake before he missed that thumb.
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Old 09-27-2016, 06:17 PM   #274
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His thumb would be wrapped and shipped by then.
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Old 09-27-2016, 09:12 PM   #275
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Alton Brown would be doing a special on cooking the thumb by then.
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Old 09-27-2016, 09:32 PM   #276
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Thumb removal would have become popular with everyone's parents by then, while all the kids would have already moved on to the latest trend of waxed butt moustaches.
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Old 09-28-2016, 05:53 AM   #277
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Salvation Armys across the nation would be full up with thumbs by then, waiting for a surge from ironic hipsters.
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Old 09-28-2016, 08:55 AM   #278
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You'll be able to buy over the counter thumb removal CRISPR technology at gas stations and mini marts next to the no-doz, butt mustache wax, and condoms.
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Old 09-28-2016, 02:02 PM   #279
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Old 09-28-2016, 02:05 PM   #280
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Sorry glatt, didn't mean to derail your build thread, just add a little levity.
Now back to the fantastic build.
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Old 09-28-2016, 02:13 PM   #281
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Derailments like this one are one of my favorite things about the Cellar.

I mean, who woulda thunk we coulda got this much levity out of a simple thumb comment.

You guys rock.
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Old 09-28-2016, 04:40 PM   #282
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Nah. No worries. Have fun in the thread. I'll get it back on the track when I am ready. I enjoyed showing the meat video to my kids.
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Old 09-28-2016, 07:00 PM   #283
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Sorry glatt, didn't mean to derail your build thread, just add a little levity.
Now back to the fantastic build.
Fuck that shit, it's thumb jokes until he gets his lazy ass down to the shop and starts building that cover that he is avoiding.


I'm half tempted to start a thread, "Building a bandsaw on the cheap from mostly detached thumbs" but I'm too busy procrastinating.
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Old 09-28-2016, 09:11 PM   #284
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There is a saying about procrastination. One day I'll look it up.
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Old 09-29-2016, 12:39 PM   #285
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I'm half tempted to start a thread, "Building a bandsaw on the cheap from mostly detached thumbs" but I'm too busy procrastinating.
I heard a rumor that foot3 is super clumsy. He's all thumbs.
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