Who is the Internet Authority??

JBKlyde · 10-18-2011, 04:03 PM

I think we need cyber government. The net is becoming so populated by people who don't do anything thing other than play games and surf the net that it's getting very dangerous to even be on the net. So do we crown someone king and let the net get civilized or do we just let the "word" manifest and play it like poetic justice??

jimhelm · 10-18-2011, 04:05 PM

God.

God is the Internet Authority. Now go pray.

classicman · 10-18-2011, 04:13 PM

JB, perhaps you were not aware, But jimhelm heads the internet surveillance team for the UN.
His cover story is that he works at a car dealership, but older posters know the truth.

You may want to submit your questions or concerns directly to him, but be careful.
If he doesn't like you he can have your IP permanently banned from ever accessing the internet again.
In short, Jim IS the internet God.

Have a Blessed Day.

JBKlyde · 10-18-2011, 04:21 PM

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God.

God is the Internet Authority. Now go pray

I can live with that.

Undertoad · 10-18-2011, 04:41 PM

Can He create a firewall so impenetrable that even He cannot bypass it?

ZenGum · 10-18-2011, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by JBKlyde

The net is becoming so populated by people who don't do anything thing other than play games and surf the net that it's getting very dangerous to even be on the net.

How is that dangerous?

HungLikeJesus · 10-18-2011, 10:04 PM

They should be out occupying a park.

monster · 10-18-2011, 10:11 PM

They play angry birds. god did not create the birds to be angry. A bird brought the olive branch....

Aliantha · 10-18-2011, 10:21 PM

I had a dream about angry birds last night. I think it was thanks to looking at lola's cookies!

monster · 10-18-2011, 10:36 PM

You ladies need to keep looking at each other's cookies to yourselves. interwebs gubberment will surely not allow such things!

jimhelm · 10-19-2011, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

You ladies need to keep looking at each other's cookies to yourselves. interwebs gubberment will surely not allow such things!

I lolled

sexobon · 10-18-2011, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by JBKlyde

... or do we just let the "word" manifest ...

Perhaps we need a set of virtual commandments, a baker's dozen (10 if you want to go metric), to guide us:

#1. Thou shalt not post about the "word" in Nothingland.

["Nothingland Something about nothing - game threads, diversions, time-wasters"]

Blasphemy!

jimhelm · 10-19-2011, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by sexobon

Perhaps we need a set of virtual commandments, a baker's dozen (10 if you want to go metric), to guide us:

#1. Thou shalt not post about the "word" in Nothingland.

["Nothingland Something about nothing - game threads, diversions, time-wasters"]

Blasphemy!

#2. Thou shalt not Troll.

sexobon · 10-19-2011, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by JBKlyde

... The net is becoming so populated by people who don't do anything thing other than play games ... So do we crown someone king and let the net get civilized or do we just let the "word" manifest ...

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Originally Posted by monster

They play angry birds. god did not create the birds to be angry. A bird brought the olive branch....

Is this a revelation, are you saying, that "bird" IS the "word?"

ZenGum · 10-19-2011, 03:40 AM

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Well played, sir!

10-18-2011, 04:13 PM	#3
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	JB, perhaps you were not aware, But jimhelm heads the internet surveillance team for the UN. His cover story is that he works at a car dealership, but older posters know the truth. You may want to submit your questions or concerns directly to him, but be careful. If he doesn't like you he can have your IP permanently banned from ever accessing the internet again. In short, Jim IS the internet God. Have a Blessed Day. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

10-18-2011, 10:04 PM	#7
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	They should be out occupying a park. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

10-18-2011, 10:11 PM	#8
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	They play angry birds. god did not create the birds to be angry. A bird brought the olive branch.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-18-2011, 10:21 PM	#9
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I had a dream about angry birds last night. I think it was thanks to looking at lola's cookies! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-18-2011, 10:36 PM	#10
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	You ladies need to keep looking at each other's cookies to yourselves. interwebs gubberment will surely not allow such things! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-18-2011, 04:03 PM	#1
JBKlyde Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Encrypted Into an AmpitheaterWall Posts: 1,722	Who is the Internet Authority?? I think we need cyber government. The net is becoming so populated by people who don't do anything thing other than play games and surf the net that it's getting very dangerous to even be on the net. So do we crown someone king and let the net get civilized or do we just let the "word" manifest and play it like poetic justice??

10-18-2011, 04:05 PM	#2
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	God. God is the Internet Authority. Now go pray. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

10-18-2011, 04:41 PM	#5
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Can He create a firewall so impenetrable that even He cannot bypass it?

10-19-2011, 03:40 AM	#15
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	: Well played, sir! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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